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[edit] BUTTSEXUAL EMERGENCY! BUTTSEXUAL EMERGENCY! PENIS DETECTED IN SHIT CAVITY 69!

SEX OFFICER FUCKY! WHAT IS YOUR STATUS?

HOLY FUCKING FUCK OF A CUNT SHIT IN A WANKING COCKFUCK COMMANDER! THERE'S PENIS EVERYWHERE! THERE'S EVEN SOME IN THE FUCKING ARSEWANK!

SHITTING FUCK COCKBLAST OF SHITTY CUNTHEAD FUCKWANKS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE BEFORE THE ENTIRE PENIS CORE EXPLODES!

IT'S TOO LATE! THERE'S SHITTY CUNT EVERYWHERE! ALL THE EMERGENCY FUCKSECKS IS IN THE FUCKY WANK BUTT! I CAN'T STOP IT FROM FUCKHEADING THE SHITBUTT UP ITS OWN CUNT!

SEAL OFF THE SEXUAL FUCKS LABORATORY! THE CONTAINMENT FIELD FOR THE SHITWANK EXPERIMENTS MIGHT NOT BE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO PREVENT AN ORGASMIC WANKBUSTING SHITATHON OF SEXUAL COCKING!

WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANY OF THAT EVEN MEAN?

IT MEANS PRESS ALL THE FUCKING BUTTONS UNTIL STUFF STOPS EXPLODING YOU FUCKING MORON!

YES SEXXXUAL FUCKS COMMANDER! YOUR HORNY ORDERS WILL BE FUCKED THROUGH RIGHT UNTIL THE SHITCUNTED END OF THEIR FUCKBASTARD COCKSHITS SEX!

COCKWANK!