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[edit] A HORRIFIC CONDITION WHERE SOMEONE HAS AN ARSE INSTEAD OF A HEAD. IT'S PRETTY INSANE. LIKE, SHIT COMES OUT OF YOUR ARSEHEAD AND THEN THERE'S SHIT JUST GOING EVERYWHERE AND IT'S DISGUSTING. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE IS DETERMINED TO MAKE THE SHITTY POOPFUCK UP THEIR ARSEHOLE WANKING WITH A BASTARD. COCKSUCKING BASTARD CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES WITH GO SHITTY FUCK BASTARD ARSEHOLE WANKED OFF AND THEIR FUCKING SHITTY BASTARD FUCKED THE FUCKING WANKER ARSEHOLE SO THAT THEIR SHITTY FUCKHOLE GETS FUCKED IN THE MOST FUCKABLE ARSEBRAIN EVER YOU STINKING FUCKWANKER. WHAT FUCKING KIND OF FUCKED UP WANKOPHILE WOULD EVER SHIT UP THEIR OWN FUCKING FUCK BASTARD. FUCKING WANKER. TOSSER PROBABLY SHITTED HIS OWN FUCK UP THE SHITS. STINKING WANKED OFF BASTARD. YOU FUCKING CUNT I BET YOU'RE READING THIS SHITE. FUCK YOU. CUNT.

ANYWAY, ARSEHEADS MAY SUFFER FROM DISCRIMINATION BECAUSE INSTEAD OF A FACE THEY HAVE AN ARSE. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT USED TO THIS MIGHT BE SHOCKED AND TERRIFIED. DEALING WITH AN ARSEHEAD REQUIRES CARE AND SENSITIVITY. PARTICULARLY WHEN THEY TRY TO TALK TO YOU AND SHIT ALL OVER YOU INSTEAD BECAUSE FOR THEM TALKING IS CONTROLLED FARTING. AND IF THEY DON'T CONTROL IT CORRECTLY THEN THEY SHIT EVERYWHERE AND IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. NO ONE EXPECTS TO BE SHITTED ON NORMALLY SO IT'S QUITE SURPRISING. SHITTY SHIT SHIT SHITTY SHITTINESS.

WHAT DO ARSEHEADS EAT THROUGH? BASICALLY THEY HAVE TO SHOVE FOOD INTO THE ARSEHOLE (THE ONE ON THEIR HEAD) AND TRY TO DO A REVERSE SHIT. IT'S PRETTY DIFFICULT AND USUALLY RESULTS IN FOOD AND SHITE BEING SPRAYED ALL OVER THE PLACE. CONSEQUENTLY, ARSEHEADS NEVER GO TO EAT AT RESTAURANTS.