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[edit] 16 SEUXUAL ASSAULT BRIGADE IS THE PREMIER SEXUAL WARFARE UNIT OF THE FUCKING MILITRY. IT IS MADE UP OF HIGHLY MOBILE, WELL-TRAINED SEX FUCKERS WHO ARE ABLE TO FUCK ANYONE IN THE WORLD IN LESS THAN 3 DAYS. THEY WERE CREATED TO ADDRESS A SHORTFALL INN THE ABILITY TO FUCK SOMEONE REALLY FAR AWAY QUICKLY. IT IS DESIGNED TYO QUICLY MOVE SEXUAL COMMANDOS AROUND THE WORLD WITH THEIR EQUIPMENT (INCLUDING HUGE DILDOES, ELECTRICAL FUCK MAHCINES, COCK RINGS AND FLAVOURED CONDOMS) QUICKLY AND EFFICIENTLY. OF COURSE, THEY NEED LOTS OF HELP WITH BRINGING STUFF HTO HELP MAKE THE EQUIPMENT RUN RSO THEY HAVE A LOAD OF ELECTRICAL GENERATORS AND PETROL TANKS AND SHIT TO POWER THINGS. THEY MIGHT NEED TO FUCK SOMEONE IN THE JUNGLE OR FOREST WHERE THERE'S NO POWER BUT THEY CAN'T GIVE UP PON SECKS JUST BCAUSE THERE'S A BLACKOUT. SECKS MUST OCCUR WHEREVER AND WHENEVR IT IS ORDERED BY THE SEUXAUAL GOVERNMENTS. THIS IS THE ROLE OF 16 SEXUAL ASSAUYOLT BRIGADE. THE BRIGADE IS HEADED BY AN OFFICER WITH THE RANK OF SEXUAL COMMANDER. THE CURRENT SEXUAL COMMANDER IS SX. CMDR. WILLIAM T. JEFFRIESON (CUNT).