James Hinkelschmit
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| Born | January 7, 2011 Charleston, West Virginia | |||
| Political Party | Neutral Democratic Republican Party | |||
| Spouse | Elizabeth Hinkelschmit (2031-2032, divorced) Helen Hinkelschmit (2040-) | |||
| Religion | Puritan | |||
Jay-Jebediah James Hinkelschmit is the second-born son of EJ Hinkelschmit and an actor. He starred as Andrew Brockmeier in the 2050 (filmed in 2049) movie adaption of Andrew Brockmeier's What a Party! Memories of a Political Journey. In that movie, Brockmeier himself played the dude that was by him when he was sworn into office as a Senator. His Father, Ernest, played Whitney Mason.
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Marriage and Family
Marriage to Elizabeth Hinkelschmit
He was married to Elizabeth Hinkelschmit from 2031 until their divorce in 2032. Together, they had 1 child.
Children with Elizabeth Hinkelschmit
- Jay-Jebediah James "Jay" Hinkelschmit, Jr. (b. 2032) (dating Marie McGillicutty)
Life while in between marriages
For 8 years after that, James was unmarried. While single, he adopted 3 children.
Children adopted while single
- Jacob Hinkelschmit (b. 2032, adopted 2032) (dating Madison Henry) (triplet of Will and Jesse)
- William "Will" Hinkelschmit (b. 2032, adopted 2032) (dating Patricia MacDonald) (triplet of Jacob and Jesse)
- Jesse Hinkelschmit (b. 2032, adopted 2032) (dating Martha McFinnigan) (triplet of Jacob and Will)
Marriage to Helen Hinkelschmit
He got married to Helen Hinkelschmit in 2040. They have had 3 children so far.
Children with Helen Hinkelschmit
- (Whitney) Mason Hinkelschmit (born 2041) (still a kid) (Triplet of Andrew and Sean)
- Andrew Brockmeier Hinkelschmit (born 2041) (still a kid) (Triplet of Mason and Sean)
- Sean Radcliffe Hinkelschmit (born 2041) (still a kid) (Triplet of Mason and Andrew)
Filmography
- The Simpsons Live-Action Movie (2043) as Homer Simpson
- What a party! Memories of a Political Journey (2050) as Andrew Brockmeier
Near-Death Experiences
Gunshot
in 2030, at age 19, Hinkelschmit was in military academy and was accidentally shot. He nearly died because of a punctured lung. Due to that incident, that military academy was shut down and burned to the ground. Hinkelschmit decided not to be in the military then. He was in the hospital until January 2021.
Pneumonia
After he got out of the hospital, he suffered severe pneumonia, but was cured ASAP.
HIV
Hinkelschmit suffered HIV right after he was cured of pneumonia, but got over it within a month.
Heart Attacks and Strokes
After starring in The Simpsons Live-Action Movie (2043), Hinkelschmit suffered several Heart Attacks and Stokes from acting like Homer Simpson for so long, but survived them all.
