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http://www.nvdaily.com/news/images/march09/seaman.lost3.30.09.jpg<br><small>Hinka Johnston in 2050</small><br>
'''Charlotte Linda Hannas-Roberts-von Frankenstein-von Steuben-Thompson-van Buren-Monroe-Moore-van Houten-Samson-Spencer-Hinkelschmit-"Hinka" Johnston''' (neé Hannas) (born January 30, 1960) is an old ex-wife of [[Governor of Appalachia|Governor]] [[EJ Hinkelschmit|Ernest R. Hinkelschmit, Jr.]] of [[Appalachia]]. She had many hisbands over time, and here's the list of them:

#John Roberts (1980-1982, ''divorced'')
#Boris von Frankenstein (1982-1983, ''divorced'')
#Theiumiscz von Steuben (1983-1984, ''divorced'')
#Jim Thompson (1984-1985, ''divorced'')
#George van Buren (1985-1988, ''divorced'')
#Richard Monroe (1988-1992, ''divorced'')
#Prescott Moore (1992-1993, ''divorced'')
#Eric van Houten (1993-1994, ''divorced'')
#Kurt Samson (1994-1995, ''divorced'')
#Ronald Spencer (1995-2005, ''divorced'')
#[[EJ Hinkelschmit]] (2005-2007, ''divorced'')
#Red Johnston (m. 2007)
== Her Family Tree ==
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{{familytree| JH  |y| MV  |JH=Jonathan Hannas|MV=Milica Vraneš}}
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{{familytree| MH  |y| CLH |~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|y| ERH |MH=Many Husbands|CLH=[[Hinka Johnston|Charlotte Linda Hannas]]|ERH=[[EJ Hinkelschmit|Ernest Robert Hinkelschmit, Jr.]]}}
{{familytree| |,|-|+|-|v|-|v|-|v|-|v|-|v|-|v|-|v|-|v|-|.| | | |)|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|.|}}
{{familytree| JRJ |!| TVS |!| GVB |!| PMJ |!| KSJ |!| RJJ | | EH  |y| MH  | | MGH |JRJ=John Roberts, Jr.|TVS=Theiumiscz von Steuben, Jr.|GVB=George van Buren, Jr.|PMJ=Prescott Moore, Jr.|KSJ=Kurt Samson, Jr.|RJJ=Reginald Johnston, Jr.|EH=Emily Hinkelschmit|MH=Many Husbands|MGH=Mary Hinkelschmit}}
{{familytree| | | |!| | | |!| | | |!| | | |!| | | |!| | | | | | | |!|}}
{{familytree| | | BVF | | JTJ | | RMJ | | EVH | | RSJ | | | | | | WUH |BVF=Boris von Frankenstein, Jr.|JTJ=James Thompson, Jr.|RMJ=Richard Monroe, Jr.|EVH=Eric van Houten, Jr.|RSJ=Ronald Spencer, Jr.|WUH=[[Wu Hinkelschmit]]<br>(adopted)}}