OMG
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Owe-Em-Gees are strange and elusive creatures that inhabit the deep forests of hyperspace, and so little is known about them that most people only know them as a phrase ("OMG")used to express excitement or surprise. The appearance of the Owe-Em-Gee is questioned, but it is usually an "Octarine" coloured, 3D word, with tiny wings. It bites and scratches. Their close relatives include the Roffle and the Zomg. Their predators include the evil Stuffoo, which is known for its ability to silence an unwary Owe-Em-Gee by amushing them from the front, and the Dubble-ewetee-eff, a bizzarre creature with nasty, questionable habit.
It has been said that RMS took power on them, using his secret GNU weapon.
[edit] The Notorious Owe-Em-Gee
“OMG™ is an international, open membership, not-for-profit computer industry consortium.”
~ {{#ifexist:Object Management Group|Object Management Group|Object Management Group}} {{#if:OMG|on OMG}}
“OMG UR FKIN GAY! pwnd”
~ {{#ifexist:Donald Trump|Donald Trump|Donald Trump}} {{#if:Richard Simmons|on Richard Simmons}}
“OMG stands for omglibby!”
~ {{#ifexist:A jesusfuckingchristtyler|[[A jesusfuckingchristtyler]]|A jesusfuckingchristtyler}} {{#if:OMG|on OMG}}
“OMG stands for Oh My Geek!”
“OMG like duh!”
~ {{#ifexist:Richard Simmons|Richard Simmons|Richard Simmons}} {{#if:himself|on himself}}
“OMG!!!”
~ {{#ifexist:Me|Me|Me}} {{#if:That pic to the right|on That pic to the right}}
“OMG LETS GO TO MARS!”
~ {{#ifexist:Sam Tyler|Sam Tyler|Sam Tyler}} {{#if:|on {{{3}}}}}
“Ostrich Makes Gazpacho”
~ {{#ifexist:Evil Pizza|Evil Pizza|Evil Pizza}} {{#if:|on {{{3}}}}}
“OMG^^ I took you with a headshot! ”
~ {{#ifexist:Christian Sørensen|Christian Sørensen|Christian Sørensen}} {{#if:|on }}
“OMG i likked a bunny wabbit :(”
~ {{#ifexist:Bob Saget|Bob Saget|Bob Saget}} {{#if:dead bunny|on dead bunny}}
“stfu n00b”
~ {{#ifexist:dead bunny|dead bunny|dead bunny}} {{#if:the afterlife lolmg|on the afterlife lolmg}}
“OMG I have Bone Cancer”
~ {{#ifexist:Fudgelet|Fudgelet|Fudgelet}} {{#if:Correct Useage of Omg|on Correct Useage of Omg}}
“OMGWTFN00B!!!!1”
~ {{#ifexist:you|you|you}} {{#if:your mom OMGPWND|on your mom OMGPWND}}
“OMG N00B STOP KILLING BUNNIES”
~ {{#ifexist:|[[{{{2}}}]]|{{{2}}}}} {{#if:|on {{{3}}}}}
“OMG THIS IS A QUOTE!”
~ {{#ifexist:Captain Obvious|Captain Obvious|Captain Obvious}} {{#if:A Quote|on A Quote}}
werd Owe-Em-Gees appear daily in many conversations on the web: in forums, IM conversations, e-mails, MySpace and other blog sites, etc. Internet conversations are their breeding grounds. When many OMGs suddenly insert themselves into a conversation, you know it's breeding time. My humps, my humps, my humps. if u read this u like boys. :) fag EXAMPLE--a typical Instant Message conversation (if these are actual screen names I don't apologize)
- Robzorg2341: Did u kno that The Killers r playing in Oakland tomorrow?
- Ninjakiller666: OMG OMG OMG OMG RLY?!?!?!?!
- Robzorg2341: OMG r u hi?
- Ninjakiller666: OMG how did u kno?
- Robzorg2341: omg WTF n00b
In the example above, breeding season was at its peak for OMGs. As you can see in the last IM, a young OMG was attacked by a WTF, which ended its life mercilessly.
A more common use of the OMG sign is Oh My Groin.
<poll> Die, die. OMG ZOMG LOL ROFL LMAO ROFLMAO i like to fuck your mom I want a cup of tea, please. </poll>
he:OMG
