WEIRD FONT
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“GO AWAY RETARD”
~ {{#ifexist:MY BIG BROTHER|MY BIG BROTHER|MY BIG BROTHER}} {{#if:WEIRD FONT|on WEIRD FONT}}
“I SAID GO AWAY FFS!”
~ {{#ifexist:MY BIG BROTHER|MY BIG BROTHER|MY BIG BROTHER}} {{#if:WEIRD FONT SECOND TRY LOL|on WEIRD FONT SECOND TRY LOL}}
“OUCH OUCH MOM HE BEATS ME”
~ {{#ifexist:ME|ME|ME}} {{#if:MY BROTHER PUNCHES AFTER THE LAST TWO QUETS|on MY BROTHER PUNCHES AFTER THE LAST TWO QUETS}}
OK SO THERE THIS WAS ONE TIME I WENT TO MY BROTHER ROOM OK AND BEFORE HE BEAT ME I SAW HIS COMPUTER AND HE HAD LIKE THIS WEIRD FONT WHEN YOU HIT SHIFT.
EXAMPLE OF THE WEIRD FONT
WAIT LET ME CHECK HOW YOU DO IT ZOMG 1 SECONDomg this is so fucking weird, why are the letters so small omfg i can't read this it's to weird it's like shakespeer englihs omfg
OK THATS IT
SO ANYWHY THIS WEIRD FONT IS LIKE TOTAL WHACKO !!!1111
THE THING THAT IS COMMON TO ALL OF THOSE WEIRD PEEPLE WHO USE THIS WEIRD FONT IS THAT THEY HAVE THE KEYBOARD LAMP OFF!!!111111 YEH YEH THE ONE THAT YOU TURN ON WITH THIS WEIRD COPS LOOK BUTTON!!!11 I THOUGH THE KEYBOARD WONT WORK IF YOU HIT COPS LOOK BUT ITS ACTUALLY ACTIVATE THE WEIRD FONT MODE OMFG LOL
ALSO ITS VERY WEIRD CUZ THE LETTERS THAT WERE PRINTED ON KEYBOARD ARE IN NORMAL FONT NOT WEIRD FONT SO THIS PROBERLY A BUG IN MICROSOFT! AND LOL I WISH MICROKOFT WILL FEEX THE KEYBOARDS CUZ MY BROTHER IS LKIKE TOTAL WEIRDO AND I WISH HE WAS PLAYING CSS WITH ME AND STOP USING THIS WEIRD FONT
CSS
I NEVER SAW THIS WEIRD FONT IN CSS CUZ CSS IS LIKE TOADLY THE BEST GAME EVER AND FOR PROS SO PROS DONT USE WEIRD FONTS LIKE THAT.
BUT WHEN YOU CHEAT IN CSS AND ITS LIKE ALL THE TIME CUZ THE GAME IS NOT FUN WITHOUT CHEATS SO SOMETIMES THOSE WEIRD PROGRAMS CALLED ADMINS WRITE WITH THIS WEIRD FONT SOMETHING LIKE THAT "has banned" AND IT'S SO WIRD TO READ I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW IT'S ANNOYING. ZOMG LEIKE SIS ONE THYME ADMINS BANNED ME FORM YELLOWBLOOD'S SA:MP SERVER AND I WAS LIKE 'I'M RICK JAMES BITCH' AND THEY WERE ALL LKIE מה אתה דפוק? AND I WAS LIKE LOL
