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OMGWTF

"Oh my God, what the fuck?!"

OMGWTF is the most used phrase in online gaming. This may not necessarily be the combined -- OMGWTF -- but may also be used in either half -- OMG -- and/or -- WTF.

Other meanings may be;

  • Orgy Making Gay Walnut Tanning Flags
  • Omitting Movie Gravity When Tarantula Flying
  • Overtly Mixing Gravy Whilst Turkey Fixing
  • Opium Microscopes Granulate Wet Tires, Floyd
  • Onionrings Might Get With The Frenchfries
  • Old Mother Georgia Whips Theodore Finally
  • Oogle Moogle Google Woogle Toogle Foogle
  • Offering Myself Gets Wasted Tryout Flapjack
  • Oblong Mustard Grounds Wink Three Fish
  • Oscar Might Go Wee Twice, Fool
  • Odd Masters Graph; Wing Turtles Fight!
  • Overweight Mother Goes With The Flow
  • Obvious Machine for Gathering Whole Tankers of Fudge
  • Overall, Massive Grues Won't Take Feeling-up
  • Open Mom's Gopher While Tempting Fargo
  • Omnipotent Mangled Gyrating Wedded Turtle Fappers
  • Only My Giant Worm Titty Fucks
  • Openly-Mentally Geeky Wok Turning Freaks
  • Orgasmic-Mental Gyration Will Triangulate Fudge-packers
  • Oprah Matches Gail With The First-timers
  • Oh My Girlyman's Weeny Teeny Fudger

Proper Usage

The proper usage of OMGWTF (WAHHHHHHH! is interchangeable) is during the throws of an orgasm or during a midnight duel between two Frenchmen armed with small herrings (the proper French pronunciation is "Poop").

  • OMGWTF is A FUCKING SWEAR!

For more swears see swearing!

Legality

The use of OMGWTF is considered illegal in all known countries, states, islands, atolls, provinces, peninsulas and territories except for France but France has never been a respectable country anyway. The most common punishment for use of word is death by cheese grating and the offender’s remains must be consumed by his closet relative if not his neighbour. The more uncommon punishments can range from being locked in dark room while bring forced to listen to nothing but Jet albums for 53 hours (This is considered a capital punishment as 98% of prisoners kill themselves while the surviving 2% are stabbed for liking Jet) to being beaten repeatedly with soggy mattresses.

The Twat

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OMGWTF accidentally fullscreens a picture he found on the internet after he mistaked it for rape fetish porn

The strange social reject who eats smegma

OMGWTF may refer the alias of the ordinary FPS medi0cre gamer. OMGWTF spams servers mostly around dingos but has been known to connect to servers in the USA only occasionally due to a lack of comebacks. OMGWTF has been victim to justified bannings from popular servers due to admins growing tired of having to flush him out of the same camping spot every damn time. He has been branded a hacker and a fraud, and has since grown accompanied to such truths. He is a feared griefer in the gaming server realm, and witnesses have reported being able to hear OMGWTF if he enters a server, as he sends his high pitched pre-pubic shrill of a voice down the mic. However, no supernatural evidence can be collected on such a phenomenon, and thus such sensations can only be described as the screams of a castrado.


His flashbang 'achivement'(I know it isn't but if he thinks it is maybe he'll go away)

He is currently a recorded player to have successfully used a flashbang. Something he is so pleased with he managed to screenshot it, unlike many other attempts where he only screenshot a blank screen after stunning himself.


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A bellend, or so wishes OMGWTF but unfortunatly it's only a picture he edited

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