Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Stopping Bubs

From Umcom

{Airstar is in the computer room talking to Schoolstar and The Chuck.}

AIRSTAR:So I survived sky diving. And if I ever die, my will video is under my bed. And in case I die in a blimp fire, there's a second will video underneath the KOT's backyard.

SCHOOLSTAR:Okay.

AIRSTAR:Now I gotsta check my email on the Cloudy!

{Airstar sits down and clicks on the email icon.}

AIRSTAR:If you ever had to walk these email shoes, then you really might now what it's like to sing the email blues.

subj:stop bubs

Dear Airstar,
Go back in time and stop Bubs from smashing the Skypy. Maybe you can save it.
Meet my at my house at 2:00 PM. I have a time travel progrum.

Ryan R. Bluefox

AIRSTAR:Time Travel, eh? Sounds good. Very goooood. I can save The Skypy, and stop Bubs! It'll be perfect! But can't I just use my own time machine?

SCHOOLSTAR:{Offscreen.} It's broken!

AIRSTAR:Oh. Well, sorry Cloudy. I gots the Skypy to save. To Ryan's house!

{Cut to Airstar at a front door with The Chuck. He rings the doorbell, and Lucas Aura, a blue fox with a jacket and a t-shirt, opens it up.}

AIRSTAR:Hello, are you Ryan B.?

LUCAS AURA:Yeah, but people mostly call me Ryan, or Lucas Aura.

AIRSTAR:Lucas Aura? Where have I seen that name before?

LUCAS AURA:Uhh...nowhere. Come in.

AIRSTAR:Okay.

{Airstar walks into his houses foyer, which has two green chairs and teal walls.}

LUCAS:Sit down.

AIRSTAR:Sure thing.

{Airstar sits down and Lucas also sits down.}

AIRSTAR:Nice place. Anyway, where's this, time machine?

LUCAS:Ah! It's in my attic. Follow me.

{They both get up and pass a room with a computer in it.}

AIRSTAR:What do you do on that computer?

LUCAS:Oh, I write Ar-uhh...letters to the editor.

AIRSTAR:Aruletters to the editor? What are you, 79?

LUCAS:No. Anyway,

{A ladder drops down.}

LUCAS:Climb up!

AIRSTAR:Okay.

{They climb up the ladder until they get into the attic. Lucas pulls out a box with a keyboard and sticks a helmet on Airstar.}

LUCAS:Ready to change the past?

AIRSTAR:Yep!

LUCAS:Then let this abomination onto the lord begin!

{Lucas types in June 16, 2008 at 12:00 PM. Airstar warps to June 16, 2008 when Airstar is talking to the camera. Today Airstar warps in.}

AIRSTAR:U-Airstar? What are you doing here? Are you from the future?

TODAY AIRSTAR:Don't mind me, just keep going.

AIRSTAR:Okay. {Clears throat} Uhh...that might have been a little...harsh. Anyway way so, egh-

{Airstar-bot being chased by Strong Bad and The Cheat go by, followed by the hypno-box chasing Homestar and Marzipan shooting everywhere.}

AIRSTAR:Uhh...so whether it's robots, boxes, or Bubs' burnt face, egh-

{Bubs runs in with a hammer and Today Airstar kicks him in the teeth.}

BUBS:OWW!!

{Today Airstar grabs the hammer pushes Bubs out the blimp.}

BUBS:I HATE YOU AIRSTAAAaaaaar....

TODAY AIRSTAR:Yes! The Skypy is saved!

AIRSTAR:Thanks, Future Airstar. I had no idea Bubs was about to kill The Skypy. Bye folks!

{The paper comes down.}

AIRSTAR:Thanks, Future Airstar.

TODAY AIRSTAR:No prob. Wait, if I didn't lose the Skypy, then I wouldn't have gone back in time. {He starts fading away.} Oh.

{Cut to the computer room today, except it has The Skypy on the desk. Airstar walks in.}

AIRSTAR:Well...I guess I have The Skypy back!

{He runs to The Skypy and starts hugging it.}

AIRSTAR:I love you Skypy!

What are you talking about?
You didn't lose me.
You've always had me.

{Airstar stops hugging.}

AIRSTAR:Right. I've always had you. Bubs has never smashed you and thrown you out the window.

No. He hasn't.

AIRSTAR:Never.

You're freakin' me out, Airstar.
What's wrong?

AIRSTAR:Nothing, nothing. Now I guess i'll check an email. On The Skypy. On June 23, 2008.

......Okay.....

AIRSTAR:Okay, here I go.

{Airstar sits down and clicks the email icon.}

AIRSTAR:Email on The Skypy, which I still have!

Deat Airstar, What you gonna do know that
the world is ruled by Darknight?
From, Sam Johnston, West Virginia

AIRSTAR:Wait, what? Darknight doesn't rule the world!

{Zoom out. The Chuck comes in with shaggy clothing on.}

THE CHUCK:Yes he does.

{Airstar turns around.}

THE CHUCK:He enslaved everybody, don't you remember?

AIRSTAR:What? When did he do this?

THE CHUCK:He recently hacked into The Skypy, and collected the info he needed to take over the world's power grid. He killed Bush, and got in the White House.

AIRSTAR:Oh my god. I knew the Government was making a mistake when they put their top secret documents on my computer. They said nobody would suspect it.

THE CHUCK:Anyway, {He gets whipped.} MEEH! I gotta go back to building the giant statue of Darknight.

{ The Chuck walks offscreen. Two Darkmandos run up to Airstar and put a robe on him.}

AIRSTAR:NOOO! I DON'T WANNA BE A SLAVE!

DARKMANDO 1:He said he doesn't wanna be a slave. Should we let him go free?

DARKMANDO 2:Uhhh....no.

DARKMANDO 1:Okay.

{They drag him offscreen. Cut to a buncha people in brown robes building Darknight's foot. Close up on Airstar, slamming a hammer on Darknight's ankle, right next to The Chuck.}

AIRSTAR:This really sucks. We're being worked to death and they made my blimp into a slave's quarters.

{Cut to Airstar's blimp without the bottom part, stapled to the ground with a sign that says "Slave's Quarters" Cut back to Airstar and The Chuck.}

THE CHUCK:Yeah, this blows.

AIRSTAR:{I guess The Skypy being destroyed is a good thing, because then Darknight would not have taken over the world. I gotta go back to Lucas Aura's place, so I can go back in time, and stop myslef from stopping Bubs from destroying The Skypy. But I gotta find a way to get past the guards during the three hours that we sleep.}

THE CHUCK:Airstar? {Gets wipped.} OWW!

AIRSTAR:Are you okay? {Gets wipped.} OWWW!!

{Cut to Airstar on a cot in the Blimp Slave Quarters. The Chuck, Schoolstar, Homestar, Homsar44withpie, Bubs, Strong Bad and Coach Z are in there, too. Coach Z is holding a soda with a straw in it.}

HOMSAR44WITHPIE:Man, being a slave is almost as bad as not having a hair braider.

THE CHUCK:Believe it or not, I think it's worse.

BUBS:I guess you shouldn't have stopped me from destroying The Skypy, huh Airstar?

AIRSTAR:Bubs, did you not notice that there were two Airstars in that room?

BUBS:What?

AIRSTAR:Obviously not.

STRONG BAD:Man, what to do?

COACH Z:I'm gonna slorp!

ALL EXCEPT COACH Z AND AIRSTAR:Me too!

{The rest go to sleep, while Airstar peeks out the door to see two Darkmandos guarding. He goes back in to grab Coach Z's straw, and pulls out two of Bubs' teeth. He put them both in the straw, and shoots the teeth in the back of the neck of the guards, who fall down. Airstar sneaks away. Cut to the front door of another slave quarters.}

AIRSTAR:I swear this is where Lucas' house was.

{Lucas pokes his head out.}

LUCAS:Hey Airstar! Nice to meet you.

AIRSTAR:What are you talking about? We met once befo-I mean, nice to meet you, too. Say, do you have a time machine?

LUCAS:Yeah, I do. I snuck it in here, under my shirt. Come in.

{He comes in to see a buncha cots with other slaves sleeping. Lucas grabs the time box from under his bed.}

LUCAS:Where do you wanna go?

AIRSTAR:June 16, 2008 at 12:PM.

{He types that in and puts a helmet on Airstar. He warps to when June 16, 2008 Airstar was talking to the camera while June 23, 2008 Airstar is waiting for Bubs to come.}

PAST AIRSTAR:Don't mind me, just keep going. Wait, what are you doing here?!

TODAY AIRSTAR:I'm here for a good reason. Don't mind us, just continue.

PASTIER AIRSTAR:Okay. {Clears throat} Uhh...that might have been a little...harsh. Anyway way, egh-

{Airstar-bot being chased by Strong Bad and The Cheat go by, followed by the hypno-box chasing Homestar and Marzipan shooting everywhere.}

PASTIER AIRSTAR:Uhh...so whether it's robots, boxes, or Bubs' burnt face, egh-

{Bubs runs in with a hammer and Past Airstar is about to kick him in the teeth, but today Airstar kicks past Airstar in the teeth, while Pastier Airstar watches in horror. Bubs watches, too.}

TODAY AIRSTAR:Smash it, Bubs!

BUBS:Okay!

{Bubs smashes it with his hammer.}

AIRSTAR:NOOO!!!

{He picks it up.}

BUBS:I DON'T LIKE THIS THING! AND THIS IS WHAT I AM DOING WITH IT!

{He runs to the right and throws it out the window, Airstar follows.}

AIRSTAR:NOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

{The paper comes down saying "Dun, dun DUUUN!" while both other Airstars fade away. Cut to Airstar walking into the computer room with The CloudSon on the table. He sits down to the same email.}

subj:stop bubs

Dear Airstar,
Go back in time and stop Bubs from smashing the Skypy. Maybe you can save it.
Meet my at my house at 2:00 PM. I have a time travel progrum.

Ryan R. Bluefox

AIRSTAR:Wow. Lucas Aura, i'm afraid i'm gonna have to decline that offer, if I don't want Darknight to take over the world. Good day!

{He leaves. The paper comes down.}