Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Birthday
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{Airstar is sitting at his desk. He clicks on the email icon.}
AIRSTAR:My email is my son, he-
GARBACHOF:{Offscreen.} SHADDUUUPP!!!!!3#131131333^5TYUT*&^(*76(*7^*&^*7^8&^9*&^(*76&%^%%$$$$!!11!
AIRSTAR:Sorry.
Dear airstar,
for your berdbay I got ya
I got ya some crayola markers
hope you like them. Garbachov can eat them.
I would know. --Darknight44withaquacheat
AIRSTAR:Uhh...thanks? Man, come to think of it...Garbachof might poison herself eating those markers! But then again, she is your mom. I'd go to prison, too. I spent a month and a half in a french prison and i'm not goin' through that again. Anyway, we're havin' a party later today.
{The doorbell rings(?)}
AIRSTAR:Doorbell? Since when did we get a doorbell?
{Airstar gets up and Garbachof passes him.}
GARBACHOF:I INSTALLED ONE, STUPID!1111!!!!!!!!@!@####
{Cut to the front door. Garbachof and Airstar open the door and Oxygenstar and Breathstar come in.}
GARBACHOF:WEELCOMME!!!!!111!!!!##
AIRSTAR:Hey guys! How was the wedding for ya?
OXYGENSTAR:It was great! I can't believe you finnaly got married! Esspecialy this pretty young lady!
GARBACHOF:OH, STOPP IT!!111113#
OXYGENSTAR:No really, you look great!
GARBACHOF:NO SERIOUSLY STOPP IT!!!1111#$#2%4&^476529847569387469023874690283897)(8&)98&0(*7)(
OXYGENSTAR:Oh-okay. Heh.
{Garbachof turns around and runs into Schoolstar and The Chuck.}
GARBACHOF:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHKAHAHHX!!! WHO ARE DESE PEEOPLE????//????//?0()8)980*()????????
AIRSTAR:That's Schoolstar and The Chuck. My nephew and my pet. They live here.
GARBACHOF:I WANN 'EM OOOOUUUUUTTT!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!#@1#$3$5445566766^&*5778%^876!
AIRSTAR:But sweetie, they are my friends, and one of them is my nephew! We can't kick them out.
GARBACHOF:WE WILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!11111111!!!!!#!$3$#43%%^^76778*88!
AIRSTAR:Oh-okay. Yeah. Ge-get out yous bums.
GARBACHOF:BY DA EEEEENNDND OF DA BARFDAY PEEEEEERRTTYYY!!!11111111!$%##@2@@!
AIRSTAR:Yeah. {Looks at ground.}
{Cut to Airstar,Garbachof,Oxygenstar,Breathstar,Schoolstar,The Chuck,Homestar,Pom Pom,Bubs,Homsar44withpie, and some Homestar looking guy with brown hair,sunglasses, a white shirt and red shoes all sitting at a table eating salad,chicken and drinking milk.}
AIRSTAR:So, uh...Garbachof is a great cook.
GARBACHOF:IT'S CHEF!!!1111!
AIRSTAR:Sorry. So she's a great chef. {Sigh.}
BREATHSTAR:Well, it's excellent chicken.
GARBACHOF:IT HAS SPICES!~11!~!3~3@!$3@$53@564#675$7659876098=--008-0887&(*&(*&(*6*^%664%434#$#!!!
BREATHSTAR:Right. Heh.
HOMESTAR:Hey, who's that guy?
BUBS:He looks like the guy who stole that candy bar from me!
THE CHUCK:He looks like Lucifer Eggplant.
GUY:Oh, hi. I'm Airstar's friend he met in college. I just moved back to FCUSA from Atlanta.
AIRSTAR:His name is Ben M. Soulson, but people like to call him "Cram."
POM POM:{Angry bubbling noises}
HOMESTAR:Whoa! Pom Pom! What do you have against the guy?
POM POM:{Angry bubbling noises}
HOMESTAR:He twisted youw awm in college? Wow.
CRAM:So if it isn't Pom Pom, the guy I saw eating paper during a test in Proffeser Gerson's class!
{Everyone stares at him.}
POM POM:{Embarassed bubbling noises}
HOMESTAR:Papew? That's nothing! One time I ate E.T. for the Atari 2600!
{Everyone stares at him.}
HOMESTAR:What? It was a bad game!
POM POM:{Angry bubbling noises}
CRAM:Yeah i'll fight you on the stone bridge!
BREATHSTAR:Right now?
ALL EXCEPT GARBACHOF,BREATHSTAR AND POM POM:Yes!
{Everyone except the above people race out of the dining room. Cut to the stone bridge. Pom Pom and Cram are getting warmed up while the rest watch.}
CRAM:Think you can challenge me?
POM POM:{Angry bubbling noises.}
CRAM:Okay. Let me just take off my glasses here.
{He takes off his sunglasses and puts it on the grass. Then, Cram faces Pom Pom and Pom Pom goes to tackle him. Cram catches Pom Pom and spins him around and around until he hurls him into the lake. Cut to the stone bridge at a later time. The bottom of the screen says "five hours later" and Pom and Cram are still fighting. Pom Pom is bloodied and Cram has a few scars.}
POM POM:{Hurried bubbling noises. The subtitles say "Cute me, Homestar, cut me!" Homestar bites Pom Pom's stubs and then Pom Pom goes to tackle Cram and he punches him down.}
HOMESTAR:Stay down, Rocky, stay down!
{Pom Pom gets back up and Cram spins him into the river.}
AIRSTAR:Round 50 over! Cram wins the competition!
CRAM:YEAH!
{Cut to all of them in the TV room sitting on couches. Presents are on the coffe table.}
AIRSTAR:So who's first?
BREATHSTAR:Me!
{Airstar picks up a gift and unwraps it. It's a Scrubs season 5 DVD and an iPhone.}
AIRSTAR:Oh my god! It's an iPhone AND a Scrubs DVD! My docters sometimes remind me of Scrubs characters! Like Dr.T-doggin!
GARBACHOF:I HATE THAT SHOW!!1113111311117**&*98&9)*&(*!@!
AIRSTAR:I'll exchange it, anyway-
GARBACHOF:IT HAS TO MANY FANTASY SEQUENCES11!!!!$!####131#!##!
{Airstar looks up to the left. Cut to Garbachof transforming into a dragon and burning everyone in the room. Then cut back to reality.}
AIRSTAR:So anyway,
{Cut to a little while later. Airstar is picking up a green present.}
AIRSTAR:Homestar, thanks again for the grillz.
{Airstar shows his teeth. They have grillz on them.}
HOMSAR44WITHPIE:Oooh! That present is from me!
{Airstar opens it. It's the crayola markers.}
AIRSTAR:Yeah thanks whatever. Garbachof can have these.
GARBACHOF:YUMMYY!111121314@#!$#@132!32!!1!!!
{Garbachof starts eating the Crayola markers.}
AIRSTAR:Next present...
{Airstar picks up a blue present.}
AIRSTAR:From Cram to Airstar! Thanks!
{He opens it. It's a board game.}
AIRSTAR:"Dane Cook's comedy carrer game, the funniest game you can imagine in some people's opinions." Oh, thanks!
{Pom Pom gives Airstar a pocket knife and he cuts the plastic off of it. He opens it and pulls out a Dane Cook playing pawn.}
AIRSTAR:So, what do you do?
CRAM:Oh, well you have to compete against another comedian, and the one with the most funny points at the end wins. For example', if you land on the square that says "Mad Magezine makes fun of you" you lose 5 funny points.
AIRSTAR:Oh. Cool. Well I guess there's only one present left! From Garbachof.
HOMESTAR:You bettew be opening it.
GARBACHOF:PLEASE OPEN IT!!!!!!1!!!!!###!!!!4#1
{Airstar picks up a thin black present and shakes it.}
AIRSTAR:Could it be a book...
BUBS:Just open it already!
AIRSTAR:Hey, give me some time-
GARBACHOF:OPEN IT!!!@11!!!!!
AIRSTAR:Okay. {He unwraps it and it's a bunch of papers.} these are...these are...THE DIVORCE PAPERS! YES! YAHOO!
{Airstar gets up and hugs Garbachof.}
GARBACHOF:LET'S SIGN 'EM ALREADY!!!11!!!!!1111111!!!!!!
{They both get out pencils and start signing.}
BREATHSTAR:That was nice of her.
{Cut to a little bit later. Airstar and Garbachof are sitting at a desk talking with Bubs in a courtroom.}
BUBS:So are you sure you wanna do this? When I said I can fix marraiges in my character video I wasn't lyin'!
AIRSTAR:Yeah we wanna do this.
BUBS:Okay.
{He slams a mallet.}
BUBS:It's final.
GARBACHOF:WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHO GETS MAXIMUM CUSTODY OF THE KIDS!!1111134#!#!!#4!#4!431$#@!1
AIRSTAR:We don't have any kids.
GARBACHOF:I GET THE CHUCK ON WEEKENDS!!!111111#!#!#!#13543@$!@42
AIRSTAR:Uhh...I think The Chuck would prefer-
GARBACHOF:I'LL KILL YOU!1!!!!$!#!#!#!3!131
AIRSTAR:Okay. He's goin' to your house on weekends.
{Cut to Airstar talking to him in the computer room.}
AIRSTAR:So, you go to her on weekends.
THE CHUCK:Why?
AIRSTAR:JUST DO IT!
THE CHUCK:Okay.
{The paper comes down.}
