Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/comeback

From Umcom

FRIDAY, JANUARY 5, 2007

{It cuts to the Holy Sky 456. It is acctauly RUSTING. That's right, RUSTING. Airstar comes in.}

AIRSTAR:Woah, I have a computer? Forgot about it. Hmmm...AH! I remember I have an email show! Viewers, last email I was a prisoner of madmen. Now I have escaped. Now I live in the o'l blimp again. Now to get thes Skypy back! This one sucks.

{He gets up. 5 Seconds later he come sback with the Skypy witch is also rusting. He knocks off the Holy Sky and puts the Skypy there.}

AIRSTAR:Time to check...A THE EMAIL!

airstar Wat is your fave Television show that is not aired anymore? Eating Cheese Right Now, TheCheese

AIRSTAR:Hmmm...i'm not exactly sure. What is that show that I used to like? It starred Levert Burtmore....and Hot Tub T...

{You hear a faint "Aaaahh!"}

AIRSTAR:Lem Sportsinterviews, Cherry Greg was the director...Hmmm...

{The Chuck lands on Airstar.}

AIRSTAR:Uhhh!

THE CHUCK:It's called "KEensais"

AIRSTAR:Th-th-th-th-thanks. The Chuuu....uck. Agg!

{The Chuck gets off of him}

AIRSTAR:Anyway, that show was great. The main character worked at a bowling alley and..

{Schoolstar lands on him}

AIRSTAR:AGGHHLAHAGGG! What's.....going...on? AGHGHH!

SCHOOLSTAR:Were playing a game. It's called throw stuff at Airstar.

AIRSTAR:I'm trying to check my email here!

SCHOOLSTAR:You have an email?

AIRSTAR:Apparently yes!

SCHOOLSTAR:Weird.

AIRSTAR:You can get off me any time.

{Schoolstar gets off}

AIRSTAR:Jeez. Anyway {Cheeseman, Chester, Chellda, Big Mac, Big Mac! That's new!} Big Mac, that show was greatiscalot! To bad it got cancelled because of its low-qaulity {What should I say, no colorness? No, Colorlessnessless!} Colorlessnessless. It's a shame. I tried to talk to the people that made it, but...{Wait, I can talk to the FOX channel! They'll like my complaint maybe!} They didn't care. I should talk to the FOX news channel about it! {Yes! A plotline! Score!}

AIRSTAR:Well, time to...

{Bubs dressed in a secret agent suit jumps through the window with a gun.}

BUBS:FREEZE!

AIRSTAR:That was unneccasary! What's goin' on!?

BUBS:We cancelled that show because it was made by a wanted girl. Also because none of the novelty mugs sold at my stand.

AIRSTAR:Who was the girl?

BUBS:Darknight Creeper.

AIRSTAR:AAHHH! Now i'm glad that show's offair!

{Darknight jumps in the blimp.}

DARKNIGHT:YOU JERK!

{The agent aims his gun at Darknight. Darknight takes out a machine gun.}

BUBS:AAHHH! Don't hurt my teeth! They're big and I like them!

AIRSTAR:I THINK YOU SHOULD PUT THAT DOWN!

DARKNIGHT:NO WAY AMANDA!

AIRSTAR:AMANDA?

{Darknight cocks the gun. The paper comes down saying "Tune in next time for the cliff-hanging conclusion!"}

Fun Facts

This is the first email in 6 months, which explains the rusting.

Levert Burtmore and Hot Tub T are from "theme song".

Lem Sportsinterveiws and Cherry Greg are unseen characters from H*R.

Airstar thinking is a refrence to the American NBC sitcom "Scrubs" because the main character thinks out loud (to the veiwers) all the time.

"Tune in next time for thr cliffhanging conclusion" is from "cliff hangers".