Airstar Emails/October

From Umcom

(We begin with Airstar with a beard in a black suit inside of a fancy blimp reading a book.)

AIRSTAR: Hey, there everybody. I know it's been a year and two months since we've seen each other, and I know alot has changed. But, i'm gonna make everything better. I bought a fancy new blimp with all the compensation money the now-defunct Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki has given me, and I grew this half-beard. So it's all good. Let me just check if I got any emails.

(Turns to new computer, Blacko 5000)

Dear Airstar Runner, who do you think Obama will pick for VP?
Sincerely, ThePurgeWillWork56

AIRSTAR:Wow, that's an old one. Let's check another.

Dear Airstar Runner, the olympics are coming up,
and I can't wait to see our boys really fight it out.
Sincerely, PalinWillNotBeChosenAsVP

AIRSTAR: Yeah the 2010 Winter Olympicsa are gonna be off the hook. Wait, you mean 2008 Olympics. Shit. Do I not have recent emails???

Dear Airstar,
Tech Decks will never come back in style!
Sincerely, BushSucks08

AIRSTAR: What are you talking about? TechDecks are always gonna be kicking it live. I mean, check out these features.

(TechDeck picture pops up.)

AIRSTAR:Look at that. It's got wheels, and a board on top, and a design. But it's smaller, so you can play with it with your hands! Your fucking hands! What more could you need?

(TechDeck goes down.)

AIRSTAR: But whatever skeptic. I eat Tech Decks for breakfast lunch and dinner. In fact, The Chuck?

(He turns around to a wide zoom and The Chuck walks up with the top of his head died blonde.)

AIRSTAR:Alright, The Chuck. Go get daddy's collection of TechDecks. My bearded face and you're blonde head are gonna spread the word around the world.

THE CHUCK: Why? They're retared little skateboards for people to lazy to learn how to use an actual skateboard.

(Long pause as Airstar stares at him.)

AIRSTAR:Get...the...fuck...out.

(TBC)