Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Goods
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{Schoolstar and The Chuck are shopping.)
THE CHUCK:We should've checked the exporation date on Airstar. It clearly said "exp. 5-20-10".
SCHOOLSTAR: I know, I know. We just need a good replacement. {Pan over to frozen Airstars stacked in freezers.}
THE CHUCK: That one looks good.
SCHOOLSTAR: No, that one has freezer burn. What about that one?
{Pans over to an asian Airstar}
THE CHUCK: We need an airstar not a math champion.
SCHOOLSTAR:Well, I think we should get...HOLY SHIT!
{The camera pans to Airstar with a bloody heart in the freezer beating against it.}
THE CHUCK: OH MY MEH! IT'S ZOMBIE AIRSTAR!
SCHOOLSTAR: OH MY GOD, HE'S GOING TO KILL US! GRAB AN AIRSTAR AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
{The Chuck opens a freezer and drags an Airstar out, and then bolts for the door. As they run, Senor Cardgage stops them.}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Woulm you like to try a freed snapple?
SCHOOLSTAR: GET OUT OF MY WAY ASSHOLE!
{They push him to the side, run out and jump in the blimp and float away.}
SCHOOLSTAR: Christ, Airstar almost ate us up.
THE CHUCK: MEHH! I KNOW. Anyway...let's try this Airstar on for size.
{He shakes the icing off of Airstar}
NEW AIRSTAR:Holy crap, someone bought me...I don't even know why they put that Frozen Airstar section in.
THE CHUCK:Maybe because people were always trying to kill him.
SCHOOLSTAR:True. Now i'ma tell you about your role, New Airstar. You love me, and hate The Chuck.
THE CHUCK: MEHH! Don't listen to him, that's bullshit, you hate Schoolstar with a passion.
SCHOOLSTAR:Fine, but you don't beat him.
THE CHUCK:Yes you do.
SCHOOLSTAR:'Kay, but not very hard.
THE CHUCK:Extremely hard.
SCHOOLSTAR:That's an exagerattion.
THE CHUCK:Is it?
SCHOOLSTAR:...No.
THE CHUCK:See?
NEW AIRSTAR:Yeah, yeah I get briefed about this stuff. Now lemme check my e-mail.
{He gets up, walks to his computer and brings it up.}
AIRSTAR FLIER
HOW'S ABOT
How's about a free ssample of goods?
I love goods. I guarantie you will too.
- Duds
AIRSTAR: A free sample of goods? I do love goods and services. Especially tea. Which is why so angry at them red coats! NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! Egh-{A chalk board is pushed in front of the camera and hits Airstar in the face, knocking him down. They pan out to see Glenn Beck with his chalkboard in Airstar's computer room.}
AIRSTAR: What the {bleep}??
GLENN BECK:WHO SAID TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION???
AIRSTAR: I did!
GLENN BECK: THAT IS GREAT! Because, don't you see, Airstar was killed and he said shit and then they went to the store to get a new one, BECAUSE THEY'RE SELLING HUMANS NOW BECAUSE OF OBAMA! YOU SEE? IT'S ALL THERE!!
{Strong Bad runs in with white clothing on.}
STRONG BAD:Okay, Glenn. Time to go back to the asylum.
AIRSTAR:How did you get up here?
STRONG BAD:I, actually don't know.
{A fairy flys in.}
AIRSTAR:Um, who are you?
FAIRY:The News Fairy! Here you are!
{Gives him letter}
AIRSTAR:...WHAT? The Fanstuff Wiki is shutting down? OH MY GOD THIS IS RIDICULOUS! Well, I guess I should've just died. So, this wiki is screwed. And that really is a shame. Well, "It's Dot Com", I hope that 400 days was worth it. BECAUSE YOU MESSED EVERYTHING UP.
