Fanstuff Guidelines of Complete Sense Making

From Umcom

Welcome to the FGOCSM. If you don't follow, we boil your knees. In molten metal. It will hurt.

Rule 8.9-No words that begin with "C" and end with "g". Except for Crag.

Rule J.J-If you are a nun, you don't have to follow this rule.

Rule 2222222222222222222221123452356456745684674567456745670938475029387450298374509283745098234.1-No rules can have large amounts of numbers in them.

Rule 1.1-If you look at a cat and it sneezes, you get banned.

Rule-All rules must have numbers after them.

Rule G5-Don't follow rule G5.

Rul numer to-alays spel rit and use goodest gramer and punctuation

Rule L-No jello can be jiggled.

Rule 78.67.10.29.38.47.57.67.1*-No Jerry Seinfeld refrences.

Rule of thumb-No thumbs can be chopped off.

Rule 5659675897658765876-Thumbs have to be chopped off at celebration of usership.

Rule mmmmmmm-Don't listen to who's writing this.

Rule 6.2-No foot disease refrences.

Rule GAAH!-Things have to make sense.

Rule 7.5-The following rule is true.

Rule 7.6-The previous rule is untrue.

Rule 2-No shaving during lunch period. Which is from 12:00 am to 12:00 am.

Rule 0-Santa is not real.

Rule 0 for kids-Santa is real.

Rule ka-Awards must only be awarded to people who have fanstuff or accounts, or userpages or IPs or have never been to Umcom wiki before.

Rule 45 cents-Halloween specials are good.

Rule 1-No things can be repeated.

Rule 1-No things can be repeated.

Rule 90090909090-Foot disease refrences are enforced.

Rule 22-Erasers must be made into a cool little guy named Stepho.

Rule 3-There are no rules.

Rule 4-Lie Constantly. I'm following that rule.

Rule 567-Rule 3 is Bullshit.