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(We start with Airstar Flyer, The Chuck and Schoolstar at a blimp dealership. Bubs is the salesman. They are looking at a white blimp that says "THE STAR-AIR" on it.)
AIRSTAR: Like, it's nice, but something about it just, I don't like something about it.
BUBS: Well, if you just stopped disliking it, you'd buy it and we'd all be happy.
AIRSTAR: What exactly is wrong with the blimp I already have?
BUBS: Well, it's rusted, broke down and filled The Chuck s**t.
AIRSTAR: No, that's mostly Schoolstar's.
SCHOOLSTAR: NO!
BUBS: Listen, whatever the case may be, that blimp is a broke down piece of crap. But this blimp was made yesterday, has perfect handling and passenger side air bags.
AIRSTAR: I'm going to be living in this blimp, you realize that, right?
BUBS: Well, if you're going to be a dick about it, I also have a blimp constructed out of the remnants of the Hindenburg crash.
(Pan to a gray blimp that is labeled "The Not Hindenburg".)
AIRSTAR: Oh my god. I will take it.
BUBS: Really? First of all, it's a piece of crap, second of all it's really expensive, which means its the perfect blimp for you!
(Cut to Airstar moving his desk into the Hindenburg's computer room. The Chuck comes in.)
THE CHUCK: Mehna meh!
AIRSTAR: The place does look great. Well, it's time for me to something I haven't done since Winter of last year. E-MAAAAILLLLLL...NOT ON THE SKYPY 486, but on the SkyPad!
(He takes out an iPad like white device and sets it up on his desk.)
AIRSTAR: Clickin' on the SkyPad, I think that's pretty rad.
Night Club
Dear Airstar Flyer,
my friends and I need a Nigh Club to go to after our favorite one
shut down to because of those assholes from the DEA. Do you have a
good suggestion for any night clubs?
Sincerely, Clubbers
