Airstar Emails/October
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(We begin with Airstar with a beard in a black suit inside of a fancy blimp reading a book.)
AIRSTAR: Hey, there everybody. I know it's been a year and two months since we've seen each other, and I know alot has changed. But, i'm gonna make everything better. I bought a fancy new blimp with all the compensation money the now-defunct Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki has given me, and I grew this half-beard. So it's all good. Let me just check if I got any emails.
(Turns to new computer, Blacko 5000)
Dear Airstar Runner, who do you think Obama will pick for VP? Sincerely, ThePurgeWillWork56
AIRSTAR:Wow, that's an old one. Let's check another.
Dear Airstar Runner, the olympics are coming up, and I can't wait to see our boys really fight it out. Sincerely, PalinWillNotBeChosenAsVP
AIRSTAR: Yeah the 2010 Winter Olympicsa are gonna be off the hook. Wait, you mean 2008 Olympics. Shit. Do I not have recent emails???
Dear Airstar, Tech Decks will never come back in style! Sincerely, BushSucks08
AIRSTAR: What are you talking about? TechDecks are always gonna be kicking it live. I mean, check out these features.
(TechDeck picture pops up.)
AIRSTAR:Look at that. It's got wheels, and a board on top, and a design. But it's smaller, so you can play with it with your hands! Your fucking hands! What more could you need?
(TechDeck goes down.)
AIRSTAR: But whatever skeptic. I eat Tech Decks for breakfast lunch and dinner. In fact, The Chuck?
(He turns around to a wide zoom and The Chuck walks up with the top of his head died blonde.)
AIRSTAR:Alright, The Chuck. Go get daddy's collection of TechDecks. My bearded face and you're blonde head are gonna spread the word around the world.
THE CHUCK: Why? They're retared little skateboards for people to lazy to learn how to use an actual skateboard.
(Long pause as Airstar stares at him.)
AIRSTAR:Get...the...fuck...out.
(TBC)
