Blogs/Jonh Swersinger's Blog
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Entry 1
DATE: JULY 14, 2007, 6:38 PM
Hello, i'm John Swersinger, and I worked for Aperture Science. We were working on a Time Machine Gun, and GLaDOS went all physco on me and pushed me in the gun and then broke the gun to where I couldn't get back. Now i'm in 2007. And I know because I woke up on the street and I saw the headline on "The Daily News". You know what it was? "RUSSIA WOTHDRAWS FROM TCFE AGREEMENT" and i'm all like, "Wait, that happened over five years ago." And then I realised I was stuck. So I decided to chronicle my troubles. Man, this is al GLaDOS' fault. I hated her ever since she got her anger core back. Well, chronilogically she hasn't lost her anger core yet, and won't until 2012, but, you know what I mean. It would be all like, "I will hate her because one day she will lose her Anger Core and then get it back, and then she will send me to 2007. Wait, is that a portal? Yes! It is!
Entry 2
DATE: AUGUST 9, 2012, 9:30 PM
Hey again! I think this technically means I had a one year hiatus, but...whatever. It seems like I just updated moments ago. Oh, and The Companion Cube ripped out GLaDOS' Anger core, so she brought me back via the highly experimental Time Portal. It's experimental because it is in it's very early stages, and constantly malfunctions, you usually can never come back from the time you went to, and half the time it doesn't even take you to the time you want to go. Actually, i t really NEVER takes you there. EVER. But that's just a pipe dream right now. What we're focusing on right now is...a Triple Portal Gun. Apparently, we have a new triple portal gun we're testing on Testee 568762. He's not doing to well. We just told him to insinerate The Companion Cube, and now he's shot a portal in his head, and has dissolved himself. Tsk, tsk...NEXT!
