Other Character Email Red/Pink

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Current revision as of 00:35, 29 September 2007

{We start at a black screen with the words "Viewer Discretion Is Advised" on it. Underneath it says "One small event in this email may not be suitable for children under 13". Then it cuts to Red sitting on the stairs with his computer, checking an email.}

RED:Oh...If you don't like red, don't email me!

Dear Red,
pink is basically light red, so do you like Pink?
-Not Pink

RED:Uh...sure. Pink is a friend of mine. I met him in third grade...

{Cut to outside of a building in Impasse called "Impasse Elemantary School". Cut to a young Red and a young guy and pink clothing playing with trucks.}

LI'L RED:So pink, what do you like to do?

LI'L PINK:{Lisp} Um...I like to dance. It just my thing, you know?

LI'L RED:Yeah.

{A taller adult woman comes up to them.}

TEACHER:Back to class kids!

RED (VOICEOVER):And then in 7th grade,

{Cut to a 13 year old Pink and Red walking down a school hall with books.}

13 YEAR OLD RED:So Pink, what's your favorite color?

13 YEAR OLD PINK:I prefer colour.

{13 year old green comes up to them.}

GREEN:Hey Pinky. Hey Red. Hey Pink, is it pink clothing, or pink personality, if you catch my drift.

{Some toadies behind him laugh.}

RED:Hey, shut up you guys!

PINK:Yeah! Now I have to go to figure skating class!

{He takes out ice skates and runs away. Cut back to Red answering the email.}

RED:And since than we have just been kinda friends. I wonder what he's doing now. I should go visit him.

{Red puts his Reddy 733 on the stairs and walks out the door. Cut to outside. Red comes to see a huge number of pink clothed people marching 50 feet from his house. He goes down a tube and comes out to where they are marching. You see that they're holding up a sign that says "Gay Pride Parade"}

RED:HOLY CRAP!

{An adult Pink comes out of the parade.}

PINKOh. Hey. I was just...wondering through this parade.

RED:Yes. It is quite a hastle. I was gonna go visit you.

PINK:I'll lead you to my house.

{Cut to a house like Red's, except most everything's pink,instead of a dinner table there's a dance floor, there's a TV in the bedroom and the stairs are the other way. Red and pink are talking in the hallway to the staircase.}

RED:Nice place.

PINK:Yeah.

RED:Anyway...I gotta go...somewhere.

{Red runs out the door. Cut to Red talking to Green in his house.}

RED:And then I saw him in the parade!

GREEN:Wow.

RED:Yeah. Now let's this end this disturbing email.

{The red paper comes down.}

GREEN:Make that green!

RED:NO!