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| + | z8UTqR Great, thanks for sharing this blog article.Really looking forward to read more. Really Great. |
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':I checked an email, and I liked it, you should really try it!
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| - | <blockquote class=skypy><div>FANS!</div>
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| - | Hi Airstar.<br><br>
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| - | I'm your biggest fan! Could you do me a favor?<br>
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| - | I just want to know how you make your email show so good.<br><br>
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| - | Sincerely,<br>
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| - | Kirbychu HR'D</blockquote>
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Well that's a terrific question, Kirbychu! Our email show IS critically acclaimed! Look at this for example!
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| - | ''{Cut to Strong Sad on his "Review Revue" show.}''
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| - | '''STRONG SAD''':Airstar Email 53 was so (GOOD) that it made me want to (GET MARRIED) and (EAT CANDY) at the same time. Oh, (GLORIOUS SHOW) it was aw-(GOOD).
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':In fact, the show's birth was foretold by a swallow in the Magicial Forest.
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| - | ''{Cut to Strong Bad walking through the creepy woods at daytime. At the bottom of the screen it reads "JULY 21 2005 RE-ENACTMENT"}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD''':Man, I sure am walking through the woods right now.
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| - | ''{The Cheat dressed as a swallow gets thrown at him.}''
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| - | '''SWALLOW CHEAT''':Meh! Meeh meh mehla meh...meeeh! (Airstar emails will be made today....yaay!)
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| - | ''{A gun shot noise is heard.}''
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| - | '''THE CHEAT''':MEEEH!
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| - | ''{Coach Z walks up to them with a shotgun.}''
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| - | '''COACH Z''':Sorry, The Chort. I thoughts you was game. Did I startles ya?
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| - | '''THE CHEAT''':MREEHH!
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| - | ''{Airstar walks up to them.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':During the production of the email, you gotta make sure not to make mistakes. Or you'll become, a Noob. Roll the film.
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| - | ''{A black and white title comes up saying, "Noober Madness" and "Copyright MCMXXXXI" at the bottom.. Cut to Airbird Inventor and The Homestar Runner in the Old-Timey feild.}''
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| - | '''AIRBIRD INVENTOR''':Hello, there. I'm the Airbird Invenor, here to tell you aout a time where I really noobed up my screenplay. ''{He holds it up, and it says,}''
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| - | john;hello yung rokfller im jon
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| - | ron;hey
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| - | ''{He puts it down.}''
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| - | '''AIRBIRD INVENOR''':You see there? It had all sorts of spelling errors and grammatical erros and suches. So this is what I did.
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| - | ''{Cut to Airbird Inventor in his blimp sitting at his desk writing his screenplay.}''
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| - | '''AIRBIRD INVENTOR''':This screenplay has too many errors! AHHHH!!! ''{The Snuck comes in and Airbird freaks out and jumps all over the place and starts hitting The Snuck, and then leaps out the window. Cut back to Airbird Inventor.}''
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| - | '''AIRBIRD''':Do you want this? It could happen to you, ''{Points right.}'' to you, ''{Points left}'' or to YOU! ''{Points straight.}''
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| - | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''':Yep. And one time, I made so many mistakes and got so mad, that it looked like the hotdog I found in the trash was a-talkin'.
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| - | ''{Cut to him taking a hotdog out of the trash. A creature inside the bun gets up and starts singing.}''
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| - | '''HOTDOG CREATURE''':LET THAT EAGLE SOOOOOOOOOOORE! LIKE SHE'S NEVER, SOOOOOOORNE BEFOOOOOOOORE! FROM THE BAYS OF EAST GERMANY, TO GOLDEN SHOOOOOOOORE! LET THAT EAGLE SOOOOOOOOORE!
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| - | ''{Cut back to the two of them.}''
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| - | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''':So remember, if you wanna void death and singing hotdogs, then use good grammar and spelling and punctuation and transcription!
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| - | ''{The movie ends with a "Fin." Cut to Airstar on his couch drinking cofee.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':See? That propoganda film made too much sense! So follow it like you would the bible, or the Kuhran. So, the email picking process is extremely complicated. We pick an email we like and use it.
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| - | ''{Cut to Airstar talking to Esna Rybne.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Hello, Esna! You're one of our talented writers are you not?
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| - | '''ESNA RYBNE''':Yes. I write the cliche' parts.
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Where do you get your inspiration?
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| - | '''ESNA RYBNE''':YouTube.
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Uhh...okay then! Let's see a scene that you wrote! Roll film.
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| - | ''{Cut to Airstar and Homestar and Schoolstar in the computer room.}''
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| - | '''THE CHUCK''':''{Offscreen}''You used a time travel device in Season 1 of you're email show! Remember? 2005?
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Oh yeah! What a great day! I met Airjet Booster! Well, ok little Noidy. I will meet my 2005 counterpart! Bring out the time travel device!
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| - | ''{ Airstar turns to Schoolstar who is holding a floppy disk labeled "Time TRavel" he puts it in.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Initiate launch sequence.
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| - | ''{Schoolstar initaiates the launch sequence.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Set date March 26, 2005.
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| - | ''{Schoolstar accidentally types in "March 26, 2006" on the computer. Airstar warps away. Cut back to Airstar and Esna.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':That is cliche'! Now get back to work!
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| - | ''{Airstar walks over to another desk, where you see a pirate with a red beard.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Hello, Liam!
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| - | ''{Liam Redbeard gets up.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':He's another one of our way to talented writers! Liam, what parts do you tend to write?
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| - | '''LIAM REDBEARD''':ARGG! I write the serious part!
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Well where do you get your inspiration from?
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| - | ''{Liam takes off his hat and sheds a tear.}''
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| - | '''LIAM REDBEARD''':My father...
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Okay. Roll one of Liam's scenes!
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| - | ''{Cut to Homestar and Homeschool talking to Airstar who is working on a blimp.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR''':Well, what is a way to bring Schoolstar back to life?
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| - | ''{Airstar turns around.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Maybe, just maybe, THERE ISN'T A WAY! Where were you the day they were passing out common sense?! Maybe you were running late that day! Maybe you went to the dumb dumb store and spent all you're money! But I was there! And my common sense knows that when you die, YOU'RE DEAD! There's nothing, and hear me out Tasha, NOTHING that can make a person come back to life, the only thing even CLOSE to doing that, is giving people FALSE HOPE! The statue is a COINCEDENCE! It doesn't matter! Schoolstar is DEAD! Deadsies! Deadas! Whatever you wanna call it! I high-l-l-l-HIGHLY doubt that some freakin' statue is gonna a bring Schoolstar back to life! AGGHH! ''{He kicks the engine.}'' Every body OUT!!
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| - | ''{Homestar and Homeschool run away.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':AGGGHHH! ''{He sits down and starts crying.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Don't even think about it!
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| - | ''{The paper goes up. Airstar continues crying. Cut back to Airstar and Liam.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':That sure was, serious...uhh...moving on!
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| - | ''{He walks over to Billy Stinkwater, an emo looking guy.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Billy, how you doin'?
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| - | '''BILLY STINKWATER''':Ehhh...not really.
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':''{Looks confused for a second.}'' Uh...anyway so you're the editor. Moving on!
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| - | ''{He walks over to the Ninja.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Ninja, what do you do?
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| - | '''NINJA''':I write the actiony parts.
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Of course! Roll one of The Ninja's scenes.
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| - | ''{Cut to Airstar and Darknight on the Eiffel Tower.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Holy crap! I'm on the Eiffel tower. And now I can eat my Snickers!
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| - | ''{He takes out a Snickers and before he can eat it, Darknight kicks him in the face.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Aggh!
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| - | ''{Darknight does a dance.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Well you lose, Darknight. Sorry.
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| - | '''DARKNIGHT''':You think I lost? My plan was to kill you. We are on top of the Eiffel tower! I can throw you off.
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Oh no!
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| - | ''{He starts sliding down one of the structures on the Eiffel tower. Darknight follows him. They get stopped by some bars. Airstar kicks Darknight and Darknight punches him. They climb back up to the rail and they start fighting. Darknight kicks Airstar almost off the tower. He hangs on by a rail. Darknight looks down at him.}''
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| - | '''DARKNIGHT''':Time to end your life.
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| - | ''{He lifts up his foot, and then Darknight falls off the tower. You see Aquacheat behind him.}''
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| - | '''AQUACHEAT''':Meh!
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Thanks Aquacheat!
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| - | ''{Cut back to Airstar and The Ninja.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Well those are just some of our talented writers. And then of course, there is the main guy, my boss. MikeControl.
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| - | ''{MikeControl walks up to him.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Hey Mikey.
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| - | '''MIKECONTROL'''Hello, there. I'm MikeControl and I "control" everything here in the Airstar Email Studios in-
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Los Angeles, California.
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| - | '''MIKECONTROL''':No, in-
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':New York City, New York.
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| - | '''MIKECONTROL''':NO, IN-
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Chicago, Illinois.
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| - | '''MIKECONTROL''':NO, IN-
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Egh-''{MikeControl punches him, and he falls down.}''
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| - | '''MIKECONTROL''':In Southlake, Texas.
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':And then we shoot the email and BAM! It's hot and ready for you to consume! When it comes to making Airstar Emails, you gotta make it from A-Z. Awesome writers to Z...Zebras...
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| - | ''{Cut to Airstar in the computer room in front of the computer with Schoolstar and The Chuck next to him.}''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Becuase we here at Airstar Emails ''know'' how to party.
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| - | '''THE CHUCK''':If you have any questions, then cram them in the trashcan.
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| - | '''SCHOOLSTAR''':Or send them to the talkpage!
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':I like The Chuck's idea better. Anyway, get involved, write a letter to your local Airstarman, or try to build a blimp.
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Drive safely!
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| - | ''{They all start laughing for some reason. The paper comes down. After 10 seconds, the scene cuts to black and says "In Memoriam of Timothy J. Russert, 1950-2008"}''
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z8UTqR Great, thanks for sharing this blog article.Really looking forward to read more. Really Great.
