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| - | ''(We begin with Airstar with a beard in a black suit inside of a fancy blimp reading a book.)''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''': Hey, there everybody. I know it's been a year and two months since we've seen each other, and I know alot has changed. But, i'm gonna make everything better. I bought a fancy new blimp with all the compensation money the now-defunct Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki has given me, and I grew this half-beard. So it's all good. Let me just check if I got any emails.
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| - | ''(Turns to new computer, Blacko 5000)''
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| - | <pre>Dear Airstar Runner, who do you think Obama will pick for VP?
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| - | Sincerely, ThePurgeWillWork56
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Wow, that's an old one. Let's check another.
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| - | <pre>Dear Airstar Runner, the olympics are coming up,
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| - | and I can't wait to see our boys really fight it out.
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| - | Sincerely, PalinWillNotBeChosenAsVP
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| - | </pre>
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''': Yeah the 2010 Winter Olympicsa are gonna be off the hook. Wait, you mean 2008 Olympics. Shit. Do I not have recent emails???
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| - | <pre>Dear Airstar,
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| - | Tech Decks will never come back in style!
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| - | Sincerely, BushSucks08
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| - | </pre>
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''': What are you talking about? TechDecks are always gonna be kicking it live. I mean, check out these features.
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| - | ''(TechDeck picture pops up.)''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Look at that. It's got wheels, and a board on top, and a design. But it's smaller, so you can play with it with your hands! Your fucking hands! What more could you need?
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| - | ''(TechDeck goes down.)''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''': But whatever skeptic. I eat Tech Decks for breakfast lunch and dinner. In fact, The Chuck?
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| - | ''(He turns around to a wide zoom and The Chuck walks up with the top of his head died blonde.)''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Alright, The Chuck. Go get daddy's collection of TechDecks. My bearded face and you're blonde head are gonna spread the word around the world.
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| - | '''THE CHUCK''': Why? They're retared little skateboards for people to lazy to learn how to use an actual skateboard.
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| - | ''(Long pause as Airstar stares at him.)''
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| - | '''AIRSTAR''':Get...the...fuck...out.
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| - | (TBC)
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