Get in the Game
From Ucbgwinn600
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DETECTIVE STEVE (writing in pad) This is one of the worst murders I've ever seen
CSI:BETSY
(talking into a tape recorder)
Middle-Eastern male, mid twenties, severed upper lip.
CHIEF NEIL
(entering)
Who wants some doughnuts? (passing out donuts) Whats up the fuckin Knicks last night? Its like they had their heads up their asses. They were not in the game.
CSI:JANE
No shit! Fucking Marbury! Not in the game.
DETECTIVE KARSTEN
Ya gotta get in the game.
OFFICER DAVE
Isiah Thomas is the real culprit here.
He is so not in the game.
CHIEF NEIL
Isiah Thomas that dude was totally in the game. Just for saying that, you’re not in the game.
ALL REACT
NEIL
So whadya we have here?
DETECTIVE STEVE
The assault was pretty brutal, Chief. Seems like the perp...
CHIEF NEIL
hey, how you like those donuts?
DETECTIVE KARSTEN
They’re in the game sir.
CHIEF NEIL
Yeah,I got youse some Dunkin Donuts although I wanted to get some Krispy Kremes.
DETECTIVE STEVE
Krispy Kreme, Mmmmm, now those mother fuckers are in the game
CSI:BETSY
In the game? Krispy Creme is the 98 Yankees of donuts
CSI:JANE
Yeah, Dunkin Donuts, they’re more like the opening day of donuts; in the game, but not so special
OFFICER DAVE Hey guys, what about Entenmann’s? I like Entenmann’s.
CHIEF NEIL Just for saying you like them YOU are out of the fucking game.(new punishment)
ALL REACT
CHIEF NEIL
So what that I see?
CSI JANE
the vic has chipped teeth, multiple defence buises and he stinks like a gin mill
CHIEF NEIL
You know my wife never lets
me take her up the pooper any more.
DETECTIVE KARSTEN
You mean, she put out the whole time you were dating,
then once you got married she stopped now that’s called
not being in the game.
CHIEF NEIL
I mean, she’ll knosh on the squash every now and again. But that’s it.
OFFICER DAVE
What about 69, I like 69
CHIEF NEIL Just for saying that, YOU are not in the game (insert punishments)
ALL REACT
CHIEF NEIL
So, any uh, leads?
DETECTIVE KARSTEN
The MO fit the the Moustache mauler
CSI:JANE It does fit the profile.
CHIEF NEIL
(The profile. )My mistress had a hell of a profile on Eharmony.com.
And she takes it up the pooper, that’s what I call being in the game.
KARSTEN
Keeping your man happy, that’s how ya stay in the game.
CSI:BETSY
Yeah, sure but you guys, you cant just be a two-pump chump either,
if you can only go a couple of minutes you are not in the game.
DETECTIVE STEVE
Hey, I’m the Krispy Kreme of lovemaking, the Babe Ruth of the bedroom,
the reason they ever have match.com is so women can meet me.
CSI:JANE
Right, we get it, you’re in the game.
CSI:BETSY
No fibers, no tissue under the vic's nails.
not one eyewitness
DETECTIVE STEVE
not for nithin, this perp is in the game.
CSI:JANE
Game, definitely in it.
DETECTIVE KARSTEN
hey cheif i found this book of moustache haikus, theres an address in it. should we check it out?
CHIEF NEIL i guess we should
RADIO attention all units possible anthax attack at the planetarium, all units respond
NEIL
hey if we leave now we can still still make the breakfast specail at mc donalds on the way
ALL BEGIN TO EXIT
NEIL you got your egg mc muffin ....
OFFICER DAVE
What about Wendy’s? Does anyone like Wendy’s?
CHIEF NEIL
For Breakfast? Are you fuckin kidding me They are so not in the game.(insert new punishment)
ALL REACT
LIGHTS OUT
