Get in the Game

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DETECTIVE STEVE  
DETECTIVE STEVE  
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This is one of the worst murders I've ever seen
This is one of the worst murders I've ever seen
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CHIEF NEIL  
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Isiah Thomas that dude was totally in the game. Just for saying that, you’re not in the game. So whadya we have here?
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Isiah Thomas that dude was totally in the game. Just for saying that, you’re not in the game.
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ALL REACT
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NEIL
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So whadya we have here?
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DETECTIVE STEVE  
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The assault was pretty brutal, Chief.
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The assault was pretty brutal, Chief. Seems like the perp...
CHIEF NEIL  
CHIEF NEIL  
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I’ll Say… hey, how you like those donuts?
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hey, how you like those donuts?
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CHIEF NEIL  
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Yeah,I got yous some Dunkin Donuts although I wanted to get some Krispy Kremes.
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Yeah,I got youse some Dunkin Donuts although I wanted to get some Krispy Kremes.
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CSI:BETSY  
CSI:BETSY  
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In the game? They’re so in the game they’re more than in the game, they’re the Michael Jordan of Donuts
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In the game? Krispy Creme is the 98 Yankees of donuts
CSI:JANE  
CSI:JANE  
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Yeah, Dunkin Donuts, they’re more like the Vince Carter of donuts; in the game, but more of a flashy name than anything else. But in the end gets the job done.
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Yeah, Dunkin Donuts, they’re more like the opening day of donuts; in the game, but not so special
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OFFICER DAVE  
OFFICER DAVE  
Hey guys, what about Entenmann’s? I like Entenmann’s.
Hey guys, what about Entenmann’s? I like Entenmann’s.
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DETECTIVE KARSTEN
 
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Entenmanns? What are you fuckin crazy!
 
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DETECTIVE STEVE
 
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That shit aint in the game at all.
 
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CSI:BETSY
 
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No, they’re the fuckin Bob Cousy of morning snack food.
 
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Sure, they have the history, and they were a respected player at one time.
 
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But they can’t play ball with today’s big boys.
 
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OFFICER DAVE
 
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No way, Entenmanns is in the game.
 
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I mean they started the game.
 
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No Entenmann’s, no game.
 
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Just for saying you like them YOU are out of the fucking game.
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Just for saying you like them YOU are out of the fucking game.(new punishment)
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CSI:BETSY
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ALL REACT
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C’mon get in the game!
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DETECTIVE STEVE
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CSI JANE
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Looks like a pentagram carved in his head. Oh, and he was uh...
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the vic has chipped teeth, multiple defence buises and he stinks like a gin mill
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CSI:BETSY
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He suffered severe anal trauma.
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CHIEF NEIL  
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Right up the pooper. You know my wife never lets  
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You know my wife never lets  
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me take her up the pooper any more.  
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When we were dating, sure, but once ya give em a ring,
 
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forget about it, when it comes to butt sex she is just not in the game.
 
DETECTIVE KARSTEN  
DETECTIVE KARSTEN  
You mean, she put out the whole time you were dating,
You mean, she put out the whole time you were dating,
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then once you got married she stopped now that’s called  
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then once you got married she stopped now that’s called  
not being in the game.
not being in the game.
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OFFICER DAVE  
OFFICER DAVE  
What about 69, I like 69
What about 69, I like 69
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69? What, that aint in the game
 
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CSI:JANE
 
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No way, that’s like trading in your Yankee season tickets
 
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to sit in the upper deck at Shea. Sure it’s a game, but not the game you wanna be in.
 
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OFFICER DAVE
 
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69 is sooo sexy, its totally in the game.
 
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It’s a game where both teams win.
 
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CHIEF NEIL  
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Just for saying that, YOU are not in the game
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Just for saying that, YOU are not in the game (insert punishments)
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CSI:JANE
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Get in the game.
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DETECTIVE KARSTEN  
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The lacerations fit the M.O. of the chelsea chopper.
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The MO fit the the Moustache mauler
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CSI:JANE  
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CHIEF NEIL  
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The profile. My mistress had a hell of a profile on Match.com.  
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(The profile. )My mistress had a hell of a profile on Eharmony.com.  
And she takes it up the pooper, that’s what I call being in the game.
And she takes it up the pooper, that’s what I call being in the game.
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CSI:JANE
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KARSTEN
Keeping your man happy, that’s how ya stay in the game.
Keeping your man happy, that’s how ya stay in the game.
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CSI:JANE  
CSI:JANE  
Right, we get it, you’re in the game.
Right, we get it, you’re in the game.
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OFFICER DAVE
 
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What about Friendster? Is Friendster in the game?
 
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CHIEF NEIL
 
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Friendster was never in the fucking game.
 
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DETECTIVE STEVE
 
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Friendsters on the bench.
 
CSI:BETSY
CSI:BETSY
No fibers, no tissue under the vic's nails.  
No fibers, no tissue under the vic's nails.  
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Not one eyewitness in a 5 block radius.
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not one eyewitness
DETECTIVE STEVE  
DETECTIVE STEVE  
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Hmmm, this guy is in the game.
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not for nithin, this perp is in the game.
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DETECTIVE KARSTEN  
DETECTIVE KARSTEN  
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But hold on ….he did leave his wallet behind,  
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hey cheif i found this book of moustache haikus, theres an address in it. should we check it out?
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perhaps we might just be able to catch him if we got to his home address.
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CHIEF NEIL  
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Great idea, besides if we leave now we just might have time to make the breakfast special at micky Dees on the way.
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i guess we should
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RADIO
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attention all units possible anthax attack at the planetarium, all units respond
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DETECTIVE STEVE
 
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Now that’s thinking in the game
 
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NEIL
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hey if we leave now we can still still make the breakfast specail at mc donalds on the way
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CSI:BETSY
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ALL BEGIN TO EXIT
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Micky Dees, that shit is game, game, game.
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DETECTIVE KARSTEN
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you got your egg mc muffin ....
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Egg Mc Muffin….. totally in the game.
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CHIEF NEIL
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For Breakfast? Are you fuckin kidding me They are so not in the game.
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For Breakfast? Are you fuckin kidding me They are so not in the game.(insert new punishment)
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The Chief’s right I mean if you had said burger King, I would have been like, well maybe At least they are they Jeff Gordon of fast food, but Wendy’s You might as well be riding with Mark Martin
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Mark Martin? No way Wendy’s is Mark Martin.
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CSI:BETSY
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We ride with the Intimidator, Micky Dees being Dale Earnhardt. And Dale is totally in the game.
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Yeah, Dale IS the fucking game.
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(rips open shirt to reveal Earnhardt t shirt, or #3 car logo)
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OFFICER DAVE
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He wasn’t in the game when he hit that wall going 200 miles per hour.
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CHIEF NEIL
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Dale Earnhardt will always be in the game.
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YOU are definitely not in the game for even saying that.
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RADIO DISPATCHER (O.S.).
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All units respond to the planetarium, reports of an anthrax outbreak at the laser Neville Brothers show.
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CHIEF NEIL
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10-4. You know what fucking time it is? It’s time to get in the game!
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LIGHTS OUT
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Yeah!/Get in the game!/Allright/That’s in the game!
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Current revision as of 02:10, 8 April 2006

cha-chung

DETECTIVE STEVE (writing in pad) This is one of the worst murders I've ever seen


CSI:BETSY (talking into a tape recorder)

Middle-Eastern male, mid twenties, severed upper lip.


CHIEF NEIL (entering)

Who wants some doughnuts? (passing out donuts) Whats up the fuckin Knicks last night? Its like they had their heads up their asses. They were not in the game.


CSI:JANE No shit! Fucking Marbury! Not in the game.


DETECTIVE KARSTEN Ya gotta get in the game.


OFFICER DAVE Isiah Thomas is the real culprit here. He is so not in the game.


CHIEF NEIL Isiah Thomas that dude was totally in the game. Just for saying that, you’re not in the game.

ALL REACT

NEIL 

So whadya we have here?


DETECTIVE STEVE The assault was pretty brutal, Chief. Seems like the perp...


CHIEF NEIL hey, how you like those donuts?


DETECTIVE KARSTEN They’re in the game sir.


CHIEF NEIL Yeah,I got youse some Dunkin Donuts although I wanted to get some Krispy Kremes.


DETECTIVE STEVE Krispy Kreme, Mmmmm, now those mother fuckers are in the game


CSI:BETSY In the game? Krispy Creme is the 98 Yankees of donuts


CSI:JANE Yeah, Dunkin Donuts, they’re more like the opening day of donuts; in the game, but not so special

OFFICER DAVE Hey guys, what about Entenmann’s? I like Entenmann’s.


CHIEF NEIL Just for saying you like them YOU are out of the fucking game.(new punishment)


ALL REACT


CHIEF NEIL So what that I see?


CSI JANE the vic has chipped teeth, multiple defence buises and he stinks like a gin mill


CHIEF NEIL You know my wife never lets me take her up the pooper any more.


DETECTIVE KARSTEN You mean, she put out the whole time you were dating, then once you got married she stopped now that’s called not being in the game.


CHIEF NEIL I mean, she’ll knosh on the squash every now and again. But that’s it.


OFFICER DAVE What about 69, I like 69

CHIEF NEIL Just for saying that, YOU are not in the game (insert punishments)


ALL REACT


CHIEF NEIL So, any uh, leads?


DETECTIVE KARSTEN The MO fit the the Moustache mauler

CSI:JANE It does fit the profile.


CHIEF NEIL (The profile. )My mistress had a hell of a profile on Eharmony.com. And she takes it up the pooper, that’s what I call being in the game.


KARSTEN Keeping your man happy, that’s how ya stay in the game.


CSI:BETSY Yeah, sure but you guys, you cant just be a two-pump chump either, if you can only go a couple of minutes you are not in the game.


DETECTIVE STEVE Hey, I’m the Krispy Kreme of lovemaking, the Babe Ruth of the bedroom, the reason they ever have match.com is so women can meet me.


CSI:JANE Right, we get it, you’re in the game.


CSI:BETSY No fibers, no tissue under the vic's nails. not one eyewitness


DETECTIVE STEVE not for nithin, this perp is in the game.


CSI:JANE Game, definitely in it.


DETECTIVE KARSTEN hey cheif i found this book of moustache haikus, theres an address in it. should we check it out?

CHIEF NEIL i guess we should

RADIO attention all units possible anthax attack at the planetarium, all units respond


NEIL hey if we leave now we can still still make the breakfast specail at mc donalds on the way

ALL BEGIN TO EXIT

NEIL you got your egg mc muffin ....


OFFICER DAVE What about Wendy’s? Does anyone like Wendy’s?


CHIEF NEIL For Breakfast? Are you fuckin kidding me They are so not in the game.(insert new punishment)


ALL REACT

LIGHTS OUT

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