The Penis He Thought Was His Own

From Tp Fake Book

[edit] The Lyrics

(lead tenor)
‘Twas the penis, he thought-was, his own –
Just a big playful boy of a bone . . .
With a stout purple head
Sticking up from the bed,
Where the girlies all played Telephone
(bass)
Te-le-phone
(inner voices)
But They came through the hole in the night,
(bass)
And They sweet-talked it clear out of sight---
(inner voices)
Out of sight…
(tenor)
Now he sighs all alone,
With a heartbroken moan,
For the Pe-nis, he thought-was, his, owwwwn!
(inner voices)
Was, his, own!

[edit] The Notes

There is a pretty complete version on the mediafire site. Anyone have any comments?

[edit] The Players

Emily Cosgrove – Keyboards, Vocals
Aaron MacDonald – Guitar, Vocals
Colae Johnson- Glockenspiel, Vocals
Tony Jacobs - Bass, Vocals
Daniel Couch – Kazoo, Slide Whistle, Vocals