Your phone rings

From Torg Adventure

You wake up to your phone ringing. You fumble to grab it, see that it's Sam, and answer. "Hello?"

"Hey, Pee Wee, where are you?" she says.

"I could ask you the same thing. I got home and the house was empty. I'm in my room." You glance at the clock and see you've been sleeping about 20 minutes.

"Silly, we're over at Karen's house, drinking and playing cards. We thought you'd come looking for us when you found the house empty. Get your butt over here!" Sam says. Then she whispers, "I want to find a place to fuck you."

"Okay! I want to too." you say. "I'm on my way."