Somebody's leg
From Torg Adventure
You plop down onto the bed only to find yourself sitting right ontop of somebody else. Unprepared for that you let out a surprised yelp and bolt up onto your feet.
There is a soft gasp from the bed. Looking down you see a pretty redhead, covering herself with the sheets.
"Who the hell are you?" she demands. "Where's Paul?"
She has a wide eyed look, and is probably one step away from screaming her head off. You'd better think quickly...
How do you deal with the situation?