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Chinese Burns with Silver or better
TSFP: Default
Species Alien
Size Normal
Accuracy 4
Agility TS2:3
Stamina TS2:6
Fire Proof 5
Shock Proof 5
Default AI 1
Native TimeZone 2401
First Appearance TS2 Arcade Mode
Relations N/A
Games TS2, TSFP

The Calamari is an oversized alien squid which can wield any kind of gun against it's foes. Interestly, Calamari is from another planet and stowed away onboard the TimeSplitters Spaceship in order to escape his oceanic planet. He ends up appearing (unfortunately for him) at the Chinese Restaurant.

TS1 Gesture N/A TSFP Gesture Levetates in the air and spins round saying "Someone's pinched me winkles!"
TS2 Gallery A political refugee from a distant ocean planet, Calamari hid in a cupboard when the TimeSplitters attacked the space station TSFP Gallery There’s a difference of opinion here--the Chinese Chef favours a sweet and sour sauce whilst the Gaston Butcher suggests pan frying with chorizo. Calamari says they’ll have to prise the gun out of his cold dead tentacles.
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