Shoot both of em' and watch em' die.

From Thread 1

You pull out two pistols and gun em' down. They spasm on the floor, when a guard approaches you from behind.

"Whoa, you scared me." you say to the guard.

"Yeah. And you rule! You're getting a raise."

This guard is actually your boss. He has a crazy dog, too.

Our next situation is a little different. One of the prisoners doesn't like the food in the cafeteria. You can't fire out here, unfortunately. You say:

"Yeah, sucks for you. Eat it."

"I know where you can find better food. Follow me."

"I know what the crap tastes like, but you could also starve to death."