Say "anyone like to ...come... at the Nails concert tonight?"

From Thread 1

They all groan at that pathetic line... but their eyes linger on the tickets.

"I thought the Nails were all sold out," the brunette says. "How did you score tickets?"

You say:

• "They magically appeared in my duffel bag."
• "I have connections."
• "Wouldn't you like to know."

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