Press onward? There's no way you're giving up this easily!
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Alas!
By some good fortune the orcs have come to a halt.
It seems as though they're arguing over the relevance of their inclusion in this narrative. Hell, there's not even been any time travel yet! It's 6:15 AM and this story isn't going anywhere. The hobbits they have aren't even for eating! Not even their legs! Even though they don't need those. And Dumb and Dumber is a terrible movie! Sorry, but honestly. GYARRRGHARGRLBWJDWHBDWLSQA
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