Move slowly and quietly out the side door

From Thread 1

You step quietly and cautiously towards her. You're barely making any sound, except for the gentle rubbing together of the legs of your corn-husk trousers. This sound is turning you on.

Do you:

• Go up to the girl and ask her if she wants to take a bite from your cob
• Schuck your own cob
• Bake some breadcobs and forget all about her