Just Pwn It

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Your an alien from the planet Kqwejhdhyeendhcjqopqpqooqkkwmdjehcyudcysuickao. You're really bored so you decide to pwn the entire human race. You have a large number of powers with you including: Shapeshifting, Invisibility and the power to basically pwn anyone. You land near a school. You...