Grab the cherry pie

From Thread 1

You grab the cherry pie off the table.

"Now, dear, that pie is a special order," the wife says. "There are plenty of other pies here if you simply have to have a pie."

Do you:

• Stuff the pie in your mouth
• Throw the cherry pie in her face
• Stick your dick in the cherry pie

You are possessing:
Suit-and-Tie Guy