Go home, smoke some weed, and jerk off

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You go home look in your stash. The weed's gone! You curl up and cry. While you jerk off, you learn you can't cum from your 1 inch penis.Your girlfriend comes over horny, and you try, but cant have sex with your girlfriend you take a bottle of Viagra and nothing instead you get high, but your penis gets smaller and smaller. You now half a 1/2 inch penis. You go insane.

Do You:

Status
Health 100 Equipment:

Weed, iPod,

Gender Male
Social Group Hippie
Boyfriend/Girlfriend
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