FG/approachcacti

From Thread 1

The cacti intrigue you. The same perverse part of your brain that thinks that fucking a goat is a good idea also thinks that maybe you'd like to fuck a cactus.

Do you:

• Slap your pecker back and forth across the front of a cactus
• Sit your ass down over a cactus
• Resist this amazingly stupid impulse