Don your trusty top hat, THE LIBERATOR OF SKULLS!!!
From Thread 1
Ah, now your presidential glory is complete. You hop out of bed, already wearing your trademark professional, yet trendy, suit.
Being the 16th President of the United States of America has been rough to say the least. Maddening's more like it. What with the rebellion, the death of your poor son Willie, even that disturbing dream you had last week- the White House was filled with invisible mourners, all sobbing over the president's death. Apparently he'd been assassinated... perplexing.
Well, at any rate, you're not going to let a silly thing like a dream dampen your day. This is the first time you've felt less than miserable in ages, and you're going to make the most of it!
Do you:
