Crumple them up
From Thread 1
You crumple up your blank pages, venting your destructive impulses on the hapless sheets of mashed tree pulp.
That felt good.
Now what do you do for an encore?
- Go get a hotdog
- Declaire yourself a Pope
- Fnord
- Roll dice
- Sing a hymn to Discordianism
- Arm yourself with jellybeans
- Add fake, unclickable links on wiki pages
- Edit the Wikipedia entry on Discordianism
- Try to summon Eris
| Status | ||
| Health | 23 | Equipment:
Crumpled Papers |
| MP | 23 | |
| Level | 23 | |

