Ask a clerk to explain which mop would be best to buy

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"Excuse me," you say to a passing clerk. "I could use a little advice here..."

The clerk stops and sniffs at the air.

"Is that some guy's... Is that cum you've got on you?" he asks.

Do you say:

• "No, it's just pigeon droppings."
• "What can I say? I'm just slutty that way."
• "How rude!"

Status
Health	Horny & Hormonal	Location: The Housewares Department
MP	0
Level	1