Granny Smith

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(U.K.) A manufacturer and purveyor of grannies. Grannysmithery (the technical term) is a relatively new industry, its origins lying in the granny shortages of 1986-87, when thousands of grandmothers fled the U.K. to attend mass Daniel O'Donnell appreciation rallies in Co. Donegal, Ireland. The resulting incontinence pants and stairlift surpluses brought areas of Britain to a standstill.