Battle of Hastings

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The battle of Hastings was fought in 1066 and is frequently accused of [[sexism]], as it was a large [[homosexual]] orgy that went by in [[less than a minute]], hence the term Hastings. Thus after the [[introduction of sex]] in [[2001]], anyone that suffers from [[premature ejaculation]] use the term battle of hastings
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[[eg]]- The man went to seek help as he was battling his hastings.
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The battle has been re-enacted several times, but is sometimes stopped by the use of a [[Gaydar]]. The next re-enactment will be held to [[mark]] the 1000th anniversary of the battle of hastings and how it founded the [[UK]]. It was also was the first recorded history of a [[homosexual]], probably coming from [[France]].
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see also: [[Homoerectus]]

Current revision as of 11:11, 16 June 2009

The battle of Hastings was fought in 1066 and is frequently accused of sexism, as it was a large homosexual orgy that went by in less than a minute, hence the term Hastings. Thus after the introduction of sex in 2001, anyone that suffers from premature ejaculation use the term battle of hastings

eg- The man went to seek help as he was battling his hastings.

The battle has been re-enacted several times, but is sometimes stopped by the use of a Gaydar. The next re-enactment will be held to mark the 1000th anniversary of the battle of hastings and how it founded the UK. It was also was the first recorded history of a homosexual, probably coming from France.

see also: Homoerectus

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