Editing UK

The UK, or United Kingdom, is ruled by a king that supports Manchester United [[football]] club. The king lives in London and rarely visits Manchester. He used to watch his team play on TV during their successful 1998/99 season.

The [[UK]] is frequently accused of [[sexism]] as all of the kings are [[men]]. It has been suggested that the current king may actually be a [[women|woman]], but that this was covered up to avoid having to change the name of the country to "The United Queendom".
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-The UK or the United Kingdom, lies somewhere in the Omega quadrant and the current monarchy family first resided in 1066, with the foundation of the Normans after the [[Battle of Hastings]].
+The UK, or United Kingdom, is ruled by a king that supports Manchester United [[football]] club. The king lives in London and rarely visits Manchester. He used to watch his team play on TV during their successful 1998/99 season.
-[[Image:United_Kingdom.jpg]]
-Many of the sports that the southern hemisphere countries dominate, such as [[cricket]] or rugby, were invented in the United Kingdom. The UK is ruled by a king that supports Manchester United [[football]] club. The king lives in [[London]] and rarely visits Manchester. He used to watch his team play on [[TV]] during their successful 1998/99 season.
 The [[UK]] is frequently accused of [[sexism]] as all of the kings are [[men]]. It has been suggested that the current king may actually be a [[women|woman]], but that this was covered up to avoid having to change the name of the country to "The United Queendom".
-== Language ==
-Residents of the UK speak a language that is almost identical to [[United States|American]]. The only difference is that when taking uneaten food from a restaurant in the UK, one asks for a [[doggy bag]] instead of a bawx.