Wikihood/Ep 8
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COUNT X: SCREW THE BREAK!
GRIEVOUS: Time t-
COUNT X: No.
{Count X punches Grievous offscreen. ∩ walks onscreen. ∩ looks like an upside down U, and ∩ is as tall as CX.}
∩: Sup, fools?
STRONG SAD: I am now going to recite Pi. Ahem. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459-
{∩ punches Strong Sad.}
∩: He really is a bore.
STRONG SADER: Who the heck are you? And why has everything stopped being random crazy go nuts?
∩: {sarcastic} I'm your mom.
STRONG SADER: {Cries}
{Sad music plays}
∩: Get over it. It's bad enough that Strong Sad is recovering and is going to re-recite Pi.
{Strong Sader possesses him, and makes him punch himself unconscious. He separates from him. Π walks onscreen.}
Π: Hey, have you seen my br-
{Π notices ∩ on the ground.}
Π: You shister! You killed ∩! {∩: pronounced "een."}
HOMESTAR: ATTACK OF THE SYMBOLS!
STRONG SADER: If your gonna kill me, there's no point, I am already.
{И, ∩, Π and Я have all lined up, and are hurting Strong Sader.}
{Strong Sader draws a gasious anti-symbol atom bomb, he detonates it, vaporizing all of the symbols, but no one else.}
THE 386: Phew! We're unfazed!
STRONG SADER: I think I might know a way to help me come back to life.
THE 386: Oh? What's that?
BASSIUM!: What's what?
STRONG SADER: First, to bring me back to life, I need you to collect my corpse. It should be rotting in that field over there.
THE 386: What about Stinkoman? Being chased by Trogador? {cuts to mentioned state}
{Stinkoman and Trogador disappear abruptly.}
STRONG SADER: Well... That was weird. Can you get my body please?
{Bassium! runs away to get the body.}
TECHNO: {Wakes up} Ohh… Ow. Whre are we?
STRONG SADER: That's a good question. Where are we exactly?
???: Right where Count X left you.
{Cut to a figure that looks like Darth Revan.}
REVAN?: {OOC: the question mark is "is it really?"} Yes, thats right... you're at... DISNEYLAND!
{A record scratches.}
HOMESTAR: Let's find out who you really are:
{Homestar tries to "take" the cloak off.}
HOMESTAR: It's too hard.
REVAN?: Try Count X.
{Cut to Count X standing there}
HOMESTAR: Ok.
{Homestar "removes" Count X's cloak to reveal... nothing.}
REVAN?: Ha! You didn't notice Count X's non-movingness {sic} ? I AM COUNT X!
{И, ∩, Π and Я have reincarnated "wearing" non-symbol grenade proof armour.}
∩: Ha! I'm back.
{A huge foot comes down and crushes them dead.}
STRONG SADER: Woah... Wasn't expecting that.
{Cut to show a giant Super battle droid looming above them.}
COUNT X: Oh, crap.
{Cut to two hours in the future. Strong Sader is writing a letter on spectral paper.}
STRONG SADER: Dear Mr. and Mrs. X,
It is with a heavy heart, that I inform you, that your son was
recently exploded by a generic Star wars rip-off.
My his corpse rot under a flag of peace.
Yours sequentially,
Strong Sader~
{The paper burns, and pan down to Count X burning the paper.}
COUNT X:This is why, I don't trust Strong Sader. I "Force Pushed" the SBD and it broke NachoMan's spine again.
NACHOMAN: {offscreen} MY SPINE!
{Cut to Mustafar.}
COUNT X: What am I doing here?
HOMESTAR: Yes, what are you doing here?
COUNT X: Go away.
{Count X throws Homestar into the lava, and NK-Necrosis walks onscreen.}
NK-N: Die, Sith!
COUNT X: {drunkenly} Don't call me a Shith! I ain't no Shith!
NK-N: Whatever.
{Short pause}
NK-N: YOU DIE NOW!
{As NK slices Count X, he disappears.}
NK-N: Huh? Where'd he go?
STRONG SADER: I think he went to...
{Turns into a pile of whatsit. Gilbert appears}
GILBERT: Oh no! Reality is on the blink again! {Hand turns into Count X's head.}
COUNT X: You better not scratch your butt. You'll make me sick!
NK-N: Time to die!
COUNT X: Run, Gilbert!
{Gilbert runs as fast as his orange the cheat feet will let him. suddenly they're in a warehouse for some reason.}
THE 386: Strong Sader, ye have became admin of this show.
COUNT X: 386, get me from this awful position.
{Cut to Coruscant space. Count X is in a ship.}
COUNT X: {A quote? from Star Wars} Surge all power units, R3. Stand by to reverse thrusters.
{The ship crashes.}
COUNT X: Man, why did I join the Republic?
HOMESTAR: The low pay?
{Cut back to the warehouse. Eric is suddenly there}
ERIC: Did I miss anything?
{The 386 comes in, via a Y-Wing. He jumps out when it lands.}
THE 386: DID I MISS SOMETHING?!
COUNT X: Yeah th-
{Time skips foward, and Eric has grown a beard, The 386 a moustauche, and Count X got more robes.}
STRONG SADER: Where have you guys been for the last seventy years?
A CAPTAIN GUY: Alright men! I, General Spacebutt of the space navy, am currently drafting all 'o y'all's to serve in the great space battle that's going on!
{Cut to a space battle.}
STRONG SADER: What are the odds of being drafted into the space nav-
{Time skips foward and cut to The Field. It is burning everywhere.}
COUNT X: ...only 3 evils, Evil, Hitler and Your Mom.
{time skips forward again, cut to Yoshi's Island}
THE 386: Dang! Why am I here? {speaking poetically} Tis thou to be stucketh here forever?
COUNT X: YOU DON'T COPY ME!!! YOU REFERENCED EPISODE 1!!!
{Time skips back, to Episode 1.}
THE LINE = END!
