Wikihood/Ep 5
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[edit] Synopsis
The system is do- do- do- do- wn.
[edit] Transcript
{Cut to The Field. It keeps flickering from white to the Field. Count X, The 386 and Techno are standing there. OOC: No randomness.}
COUNT X: So, Techno, any plans for the future? I would like your input, The 386.
TECHNO: Umm… not pigeons. Got, nothin'. Maybe we need a bad guy since Evil is kind of gone.
THE 386: Oof. I agree. This had better be the last freakin' time we see him.
TECHNO: Umm… you know you're talking about me, right?
THE 386: No, I'm talking about Evil.
TECHNO: I WAS EVIL! Of course, the suit I had was alive. And when you chop someone's head off, roll it in a carpet, put duct tape around them, and then set it on fire… YOU BETTER HOPE IT'S DEAD! {OOC: That quote was from "Whose Line is it Anyway?".}
THE 386: Yeah, it's gone! Please don't hurt me!
COUNT X: What about... {evil} the Creator? {/evil}
{Evil slinks onscreen}
EVIL: That was so not me.
TECHNO: Nah.
COUNT X: Techno, how about General Greivous, the deceased Kaleesh warlord turned cyborg? Or Sidious? Or new NPC's? I know! Yoda!
TECHNO: Grevious! Kaleesh!
COUNT X: You go to thy Wookieepedia, right?
TECHNO: ¡Sí, Amigo! Pero ninguna cuenta.
COUNT X: Alright, that's settled. Now, on to the em- erm, show.
ERIC: Boooring. The terminal still screwed up. I can't fix it this time.
COUNT X: YOU???
THE 386: Oh, no way, man. {brandishes his energy sword} I'll kill the scum who did it!
COUNT X: {in Palpatine's voice} I am the senate. {/Palpatine} I mean. Let's go to a random Star Wars planet.
{Cut to Kalee. Count X, Eric, The 386 and Techno are there, then General Grievous walks onscreen.}
GRIEVOUS: Leave.
THE 386: No way, man! We're gonna have guest stars!
COUNT X: Go home and run to "Cho'mamma."
{The 386 suddenly brandishes his energy sword}
{Cut to Mygeeto. The afformentented characters in the brackets above are there, also the 501st Leigon are there.}
COUNT X: CLONE TROOPERS!
{TO BE CONTINUED flashes onscreen.}
COUNT X: Man, this this unpopular. THE EPISODE 3 IS NOT FINISHED!
{Mortal Kombat battle intro is heard. OOC: this'll be the dramatic sting}
THE 386: Holy crap! You just took the words out of Markie's mouth!
PIEINBUBSFACE: {jumps in} Never fear! {Stands still for 5 seconds} ummm... I can't do any thing without progressing the plot.
THE 386: Dang! {cut outside to reveal they're on a train in Starfox 64} Detach the rear vehicle!
COUNT X: {jumps from top of screen} Ahh! Stop making this fanstuff. STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! Now.
{Count X swoops his scythe at PieinBubsFace, The 386 and Techno.}
AUSSIE: Come on, you guys. Star Wars? Bleh. We need some good 24th Century Delta Quadrant action, not this junk.
{Cut to the bridge of the Enterprise-D.}
AUSSIE: Whoa!
STRONG SADER: Ummm... Hi! I just moved in. But... considering the random background changes, I think I should probably...
{Laser beam from off-screen blows his leg off.}
STRONG SADER: OW! {Teeters to the side} Woah! {Falls over.}
TECHNO: Where's Stotheb when you need him? {Pulls a green lightsaber out.}
STRONG SADER: {Drags himself away.} Pay no attention to the crippled guy.
THE 386: There's no way you should pay attention at all.
{Time stops, and Homsar, the universal headmaster walks from the middle of the screen.}
UNIVERSAL HEADMASTER HOMSAR: No, this cheesecake will not fit.
{A bright flash of energy engulfs the screen and everyone is back on the field, before Count X referenced Star Wars. OOC: Everyone forgets what has happened in this ep.}
COUNT X: Um...
STRONG SADER: Why's my leg missing?
THE 386: What the crap happened? {brandishes his energy sword} I'll find out who got us into this mess!
STRONG SADER: Oh, Hi! My name is Strong Sader, I moved in today. Can we be friends?
THE 386: {points} YOU! You got us into this mess! {chases after Strong Sader}
{The 386 starts strangling Strong Sader.}
STRONG SADER: Looks like this is it. {Passes-out}
COUNT X: You. {points at The 386} You, you, JERK!
{Count X runs after The 386, scythe in air.}
THE 386: You wouldn't dare! {Mortal Kombat battle intro is heard}
{The crippled and dying Strong Sader is lying down on the floor.}
STRONG SADER: The light... It's so... beautiful... Grandma?...
THE 386: I DIDN'T STRANGLE STRONG SADER!
COUNT X: One slice.
{Count X freezes time and restores Strong Sader's leg and slices both of The 386's legs. OOC: NOT PERMANENT. Time unfreezes. The 386's arms are still there, but slide off slowly.}
COUNT X: Ha, let's do this.
STRONG SADER: This new town is weird.
TECHNO: Why am I holding this lightsaber? maybe I can… {He slices him. Count X finally dies (for a limited time only :P)}
{the effect wears off}
THE 386: Thanks. Lemme edit before you do, okay?!
{Count X's magic wears off. Strong Sader reverts to his dying self and dies. (Not forever though.)}
{The 386's body reassembles, to let him brandish his energy sword}
COUNT X: {voiceover} Life. Death. It all means nothing... to me. Oh. Oh, crap. It- it's him. The headmaster.
UHH: {voiceover} This is the milk of a cut of cheese.
COUNT X: {voiceover} Oh, please.
{A flsh of light starts to engulf the screen and Count X re appears.}
COUNT X: At 4:59:59, this episode will cease to exist.
{explosion}
{Black screen. Strong Sader is an angel. He stops in mid-flight}
STRONG SADER: Don't worry folks! I will be in the next episode even though I'm dead.
COUNT X: SKELETON!
{ending}
