Wikihood/Ep 3
From The Wikihood
[edit] Synopsis
An intruder forces the wiki users to fight, video-game style! Can they win?
[edit] Transcript
STRONG SAD: Wait a minute: this isn't a fan fiction.
COUNT X: That's what you think.
THE 386: Holy crap.
EVIL: {peeks from the side of the screen} Hey, we stopped right as I was about to destroy the plot hole!
THE 386: What'll we do?
{Yoshi comes onscreen}
ERIC: {Enters onscreen from top, coming down very slowly} Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy... {Goes offscreen}
{crash!}
YOSHI: {sounding agreeable}
THE 386: Screw that! We'll meet again, Evil!
EVIL: What? We never met!
THE 386: How about we fight?
MORTAL KOMBAT: Round 1... fight!
{The 386 brandishes his energy sword and makes the first move, dealing half damage, Evil curls into a ball revealing his/her super-move and spinning which results throwing shadow balls taking 3/8ths from The 386}
EVIL: I will take over this! {reaches down and off the screen and appearently does something that results with wirescoming out of the ground}
THE 386: That's it! {he fires a shot, preparing the final blow}
MORTAL KOMBAT: Finish her!
{dramatic music}
THE 386: YEEAAHH!
{he hits Evil}
MORTAL KOMBAT: The 386 wins... flawless victory.
{Screen goes black, only characters remain. There is a DOS prompt at the corner ( C:/>_ ). Eric enters onrcreen}
ERIC: Whoops. I think I screwed it all again. {Eric pushes a button on a remote control. A panel opens in the middle of the darkness} Yeah, everything should be done fixed in a couple of minutes. Be patient.
{Screen switches to Star Trek-like display}
THE 386: Try again! That's a piece of bullcrap.
ERIC: I'm not changing it! Some hacker entered on my DOS terminal. To the DOS Norton Rescue Disk! {Inserts a floppy disk on the panel} Yay! The terminal is saved! {Pixelated party room appears as background and beeped music starts to play} Partay! {Dances}
THE 386: That's Evil! I'm gonna find her!
ERIC: Dont you mean "him"? We already have proof that Elly isn't Evil. It was just a phase.
{Elly Strife comes onscreen, but held by Evil}
THE 386: Wha-! You again!
MORTAL KOMBAT: Round 2... fight!
AUSSIE: {offscreen} Can't we do this like FFVII?
{The 386 brandishes his energy sword and makes the first move, dealing half damage}
{The screen is black again only with characters and a DOS prompt at the corner. Eric falls dead from nowhere}
{Eric hops back to life}
ERIC: Someone is trying to kill us--
{A ninja runs quickly over the screen, Eric dies again}
{everything goes back to normal}
THE 386: I'll have to tangle with you later.
{chases after him}
EVIL: Yes, I am back, and I have kidnapped Rygar, Elly and Slim! Now, {somehow sprouts a third arm and grabs The 386 and throws him on top of Eric to the floor}
{The 386 sputters, gets up, and fights, dealing half damage}
MORTAL KOMBAT: Finish him!
{dramatic music}
THE 386: YEEAAHH!
{he hits Evil}
MORTAL KOMBAT: The 386 wins... fatality.
{The screen goes black again. Not even the DOS prompt appears this time. The terminal is destroyed.}
THE CODE: AAAH! WE'RE TRAPPED IN A NON-EXISTANT VIRTUAL WORLD!! {Runs around}
THE 386: We can get out of here. I hope.
COUNT X: I shouldn't have let The 386 be an admin.
{ending}
