Wikihood/Ep 15
From The Wikihood
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{Cut the field where everyone is}
THE CODE: I... I must save him!!! {Starts to run but trips on Dark Sader's foot}
DARK SADER: Noone is going nowhere.
THE CODE: That's what you think! {Runs off to the forest}
STRONG SADER: RUN THE CODE! TAKE GILBERT WITH YOU! HE'S AN EXPERT AT FIRST AID! I'LL KEEP DARK SADER BUSY!
{Gilbert follows The Code into the forest. Cut to the forest.}
ERIC: The... Code...
THE CODE: Stay alive, man!
ERIC: Disk... My pocket...
THE CODE: A disk in your pocket?
{Eric stops breathing}
THE CODE: No! Stay alive!
{Gilbert comes in}
THE CODE: Too late, too late.
{The Code get a disk from Eric's pocket and walks away, Gilbert stays behind. He examines Eric.}
GILBERT: He's still alive! Come back!
{Some silhouetted hand captures Gilbert and takes him away. Cut back to the field, Strong Sader is unconscious.}
STRONG SADER: He escaped! He went after Gilbert!
THE 386: Hey! What the crap is that?
STRONG SADER: IT'S HIM!
THE CODE: {Enters onscreen} He died.
{cut to stinkoman fighting Pieinbubsface}
PIEINBUBSFACE: Who died?........ Waaaaa!!!!
STINKOMAN: Double Deuce!!!! {Blasts Pieinbubs face off screen}
PIEINBUBSFACE: Noooooooooooo!!!!!!
THE CODE: What do you mean the "who died"? Well, you should know. {Walks away annoyed}
{Cut to somewhere with a laptop where The Code examins the contents of the disk he got. Actually it haves plans for a robot}
THE CODE: Why would he want me to have this disk?
{Cut back to the field}
COACH Z: Aye tartled tharse orpisarde. I darsorve arn aporance, farl!
{Coach Z's head turns into a computer screen, and it reads as follows:}
COACH Z: ARGH!
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pfft*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a wretched life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed._
X-BOT: No-one cares about your feelings.
{X-Bot's hand forms into a particle cannon and fires at Coach Z's head. X-Bot picks up CX's brain, from the previous episode! }
{X-Bot's eyes starts flashing lightly and The Code's voice is head from his head}
THE CODE (FROM X-BOT'S HEAD): Uhh... X-Bot, can you please come to my computer room?
{X-Bot's eyes stops flashing}
STRONG SADER: {On the floor.} Guys? I'm afraid that I'm going to He...
{A crack opens in the ground, and Strong Sader falls into Hell.}
ALAN GREENSPAN: {Offscreen} Irrational exuberance.
THE 386: {looks at the screen} Shut up! {looks at a shadowy figure} But CX is not dead. He was knocked unconscious.
THE THING: YOU SHUT UP! No offece. My conchence told me to say that.
THE 386: {takes out his energy sword} Then I'll make it shut up!!
THE THING: AAAAAH! {The thing runs away never to be seen again}
THE CODE (FROM X-BOT'S HEAD): X-Bot, please come to my computer room.
{The screen turns black. The number 42 appears.}
???: Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
{The screen turns static, then cut back to the field where everyone is}
THE CODE (FROM X-BOT'S HEAD):: X-Bot! Are you there?
{Cut to Hell. Strong Sader falls from above. He lands on a pillar of stone and is impaled.}
STRONG SADER: Great!
SATAN: Oops! Wrong guy again! Away with you!
{Strong Sader is thrown back through the hole. His stomach is now bandaged.}
STRONG SADER: Hey guys.
MNIA: Hey Strong Sader. {Gets hit in the head} Marmalade!
TECHNO: This is getting boring. Come on 386. Let's leave these weirdos alone.
{ending}
