Wikihood/Ep 11
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SUPER SONIC X: Great. I'm bodyless, my X is useless, Eric is trapped and about to die, and the whole situation is about to be crushed by two huge Bonus Stage rippofs.
ERIC: {Still yet already under the rocks} I'm... Bleeding... To... Death... {His arm lowers down, showing that he died}
SUPER SONIC X: ERIC! No!
{The 386 pulls Eric out}
THE 386: You're still alive, man. Keep alive! {breathes into Eric}
SUPER SONIC X: The 386! Run! The Big Fat Men are still falling!
{The 386 holds Eric, and gets out of there. The Big Fat Men smash into the rock pile, and reveal the spot where SSX's remains fell. SSX floats down there.}
SUPER SONIC X: Maybe I have enough energy to fix the body from here. {fixes body, and reenters it} Yes! Finally! {heals Eric. It actually doesn't work due to low healing energy} Well, that's unfortunate. THE 386! WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?
THE 386: Aw, crap. This is bad! Real bad!
SUPER SONIC X: Hold on. {monotone} DEACTIVATING VOICE MECHANISM. ACTIVATING POWER REFUEL MECHANISM.
{Eric's computer suddenly turns on (Very damaged).}
DESKTOPPER 2006: Y-y-you g-got mail. Mail. Mail. Mail. Maaaaiiilll... {Shuts down}
THE 386: Looks like a new compy's the way to go... for him.
SUPER SONIC X: {monotone} FULL POWER REACHED. DEACTIVATING POWER REFUEL MECHANISM. ACTIVATING VOICE MECHANISM. {normal voice} Okay, let's try again. {heals Eric}
ERIC: {Wakes up} Wha? Ow... My head...
SUPER SONIC X: One thing left to do. {repears Eric's house} There. Everything's fixed.
ERIC: WAH! Who and what are you?
SUPER SONIC X: Oh, no! He's got amnesia! {tries to restore Eric's memory}
THE 386: {yelling to G-Toads, offscreen} Do you understand?! I want Markie the Yoshi out of the cell now!! {OOC: This took place after they arrested him.}
ERIC: You guys sure are strange. {Enters him house and locks it} Yeah, as my mother ever says, never talk to strangers.
THE 386: {holds up a Bluey os 289} I procured this before they arrested him. I am mad at them! Grr... {OOC: I took it from the G-Toads.}
{flashback. The 386 takes the Bluey, and brandishes his energy sword when they dogpile Markie.}
THE 386: Let him go!! {takes the Bluey} You be gone! You be gone! {end. cut back to SSX}
{The Desktopper 2006 explodes and Eric flies back outside, hitting his head on the ground OOC: My room in my virtual house is on second floor. That's a long fall, ow.}
ERIC: Owww...
STRONG SADER: Sorry guys, in my time zone, your posting at like 2 o' clock at night, so I'm totally behind.
ERIC: {Not hurt but unconcious}
SUPER SONIC X: Eric? Speak to me!
{Smoke runs up, and takes the corpse}
SMOKE: Yoink!
THE 386: Dangit!
ERIC: Ow.. My head hurts again.. {Sleeps again due to some kind of sleeping gas}
COUNT X: What's this?
{A door magicly appears in front of Count X.}
STRONG SADER: Has anyone noticed the zombie epidemic that's going on?
{Strong Sader's body and Mother 386 are zombies, and are shuffling toward them.}
STRONG SADER: Great! First my body dies on me, then returns from the dead to eat my friends!
THE 386: Eat the light! {he shines UV light at the zombies}
{Mother 386 eats the light.}
STRONG SADER: Well that was a successful strategy. Why mould my body and your mother return from the grave?
THE 386: Get into your body. Now. Don't let it attack me.
{Strong Sader leaps into his corpse and regains control.}
STRONG SADER: {Strained} There's some sort of presence controlling my body, I can't keep it under control for long! Do something!
{The 386 brandishes his energy sword, and jumps inside Strong Sader's body, while an explosion is heard offscreen.}
{Mother 386 leaps at the 386 and bites him on the shoulder. She rips off his arm and devours it. The 386's wound congeals into a hideous green scab.}
{Angry, The 386 slashes his energy sword at Mother 386, letting her soul back into her. She jumps back to life, in a panic.}
MOTHER 386: {Notices the arm she's eating.} Eww! Gross! Son flavor!
THE 386: Mom!! Stop eating my arm!! Please!
{Mother 386 runs up and reattaches the 386's arm, it's damaged, but still working.}
STRONG SADER: We have two problems; one, I'm now a rotting corpse, and more alarmingly, unless w find a cure within about six hours, The 386 will become a zombie!
THE 386: I'm not gonna become a zombie.
STRONG SADER: Oh no?
{386 looks to see that his arm has already been zombified.}
ERIC: {Lying on the ground} Ow... I can't remember my legs... {Even more zombies are coming to Eric} Oh great. If I was on Resident Evil I could kill them. But I freaking don't have a shotgun!
TECHNO: Oh. Oww. What happend?
STRONG SADER: I still have mine from when I killed mother 386!
{Blows the heads off all of the zombies threatening Eric. He throws him the shotgun.}
STRONG SADER: Oh no... random advertising!
{Cut to a bunch of records.}
ANNOUNCER: Eric sings a ton of crappy songs volume one is available now! Just sent five thousand dollars to crap house Texas!
{Cut back.}
STRONG SADER: Friggin' glitch!
TECHNO: {glitched} I like chocolate! I like chocolate! I like chocolate! I like chocolate! I like chocolate! {turns static}
THE 386: My arm's normal now. It's better, thanks to this.
{he points to anti-zombie cream}
THE 386: Buy yours today!
TECHNO: {only his head, spinning by} It grew me a head!
THE 386: Oh, crap! Look up! The Big Fat Men are back!
ERIC: {Loads the shotgun and shoots at the Announcer} He wont annoy us anymore.
BIG FAT MEN: WE'RE BIG FAT MEN!
???: HEY! HE'S THE ONE WHO TOOK THE LAPTOP WE HAD! GET HIM!
THE 386: Get outta here! {he fights, but the big fat men begin to drop}
{ending}
