Wikihood 2/eps/1/alt
From The Wikihood
ERIC.BKP>:Aw, phooey. And after that, phooey. I can't believe I'm here again.
I've had it with these freaking backup files in this freaking virtual reality computer!
ERIC.BKP>:COMMAND
>:WIKHUD.EXE -H
Loading Wikihood in HRFW mode...█
{Monitor switches screen to 640x480 pure blankness. Eric falls from the top}
ERIC: {Falling} aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! {Hits ground}--Toast. {Pause, then he gets up} Great. I'm there again.
{Apoc appears from a portal}
APOC: Thanks GMan!
GMAN: {offscreen} No regrets.
APOC: Ummmm... kay.
{Homestar walks onscreen}
HOMESTAR: Who the cwap awe you? And why awe we in this whitey-space? {White background fades to FCUSA Field} That's bettewr.
{Alt Chwoka appears, charred.}
ALT CHWOKA: Stupid time explosion...So, where am I?
ERIC: Before we tell you that, who are you?
ALT CHWOKA: I'm Chwoka!
CHWOKA: {Walks on-screen} Hey guy-WHO THE HECK IS THAT!?
ALT CHWOKA: ...from a different dimention...
APOC: I am unsatisfied! We must have a race!
{cut to Alt Chwoka and Chwoka at the track. Strong Bad is holding a gun.}
STRONG BAD: Ok, losers. Since I'm the cools\\est, naturally, I got the gun. Unfortunatly, I have to prime you on the rules of the race too. And then I have to give the gun back. Ok, winner gets to stay in Wikihood, loser is exiled from Wikihood, 5 laps around the track, feet must stay on the ground, etc, etc, etc HUBBLA-HUP! {shoots the gun.}
{Chwoka and Alt Chwoka set off in a race. Alt Chwoka, being sly, uses his shapeshifting powers to wrap his leg around the track 5 times, then go around in the track 5 times in one giant step.}
STRONG BAD: The blue guy wins!
{Cut to the real world.}
WILL: Who the heck was that guy? Ah, well. I'm off to become a productive member of society. {walks away.}
{Cut back to the simulation}
EVERYONE: Hip-hooray for Blue Chwoka!
THE END
