Wikihood 2/eps/XV

From The Wikihood

[edit] Synopsis

A skit where all jokes are acceptably used.

[edit] Transcript

{Cut to Noxigar at the time travel train. He obviously has his own room.}

NOXIGAR: Hey, kids! Here's today's super special word of the review! It's...

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} Bacon Man!

NOXIGAR: Pull up your pants and scream as loudly as you can when you hear it!

THE MU: Noone thinks "no one" is one word.

NOXIGAR: Who are you supposed to be, 4Wimps? I'd rather be bothered by Space Tree.

ERIC: Bacon Man.

{Every Homestar Runner character pulls up their pants and screams as loudly as they can.}

NOXIGAR: Every HRFWiki Inside Joke, Running Gag, and Common Theme is allowed to be used.

ERIC: Fwuh?

NOXIGAR: I'm just pointing out da facts for our audience.

{Cut to Chwoka and Other character on-stage along with a huge crwod.}

OTHER CHRACTER: Pssst. Chwoka, that means you.

CHOWKA: Nobody's done anything evil yet.

{Cut back to the train Noxigar's in.}

{Other Character (With a handlebar mustache taped to his face), smashes a brick over Noxigar's head.}

OTHER CHARACTER: Brwhahaha! shall use this train to {looks at a script} mess up the universe!

{Chwoka smashes a brick over Other Character's head.}

CHWOKA: Nobody messes with MY universe. Other universes, sure.

NOXIGAR: Good job. What's this? {Noxigar notices that Other Character had a script. Noxigar takes out Strong Bad's lighter and burns the script.} Now let's discard the evidence before Space Tree shows up!

EKUL: We need more funding!

{Laughtrack}

NOXIGAR: Since these skits are obviously not canon enough, laughtracks do not affect their awesomeness.

{a buzzer is heard}