Wikihood 2/eps/24

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24 'Quite the Nightmare

Synopsis

CAST (in order of appearence):

Transcript

{open to a destroyed world.}

WILL: What happened to the real world? (OOC: Not the combine, the chaos emeralds only exist inside the simulation, it's the virus that did it.)

DEMONIC VOICE: You like what I did?

WILL: Oh crap no!

{A gaseous cloud floats onscreen.}

DEMONIC CLOUD: I am the Darlon virus #3. Sad that #2 died.

WILL: What happened to #1?

DARLON VIRUS: Oh, nothing much...he's just INSIDE YOU.

WILL: Oh no...does this mean...?

DARLON VIRUS: Oh yeah.

WILL: Then it's only a matter of time.

NIVED: Darlon virus, hm? Well, the world is pretty much destroyed... not much left to worry.

DARLON VIRUS: Yeah, that was me.

{Will from the future appears in a DeLorean.}

FUTURE WILL: Excuse me, but...{smashes a frying pan over Will's head.} I had to do that. Now that I'm knocked out, time to continue.

DARLON VIRUS: While you two are left babbling on...

{A skyscraper begins to become pixelated and inverted.}

DARLON VIRUS: I'm destroying the precious "Real World".

FUTURE WILL: But there's something you should know: I'm not left-handed!

DARLON VIRUS: What does that have to do with anything?

STRONG SADER: {Enters, he looks tired. He groans.} That Jerxie virus guy left me and went into the "Perfect Host," I think he said he was... Phil? Jill? Something ending in -il. Anyway, what'd I miss?

WILL: Oh, just me ticking like a time bomb. And the simulation getting destroyed. As is the real world.

STRONG SADER: I notice that the DeLorean is once again being overused. Man, what is wrong with you guys? Anyway, virus #3 is designed to merge with Jerxie and upgrade him, then not only will he be more powerful, his mission will be to infect everything. To do this though, he will need someone with the necessary brain wave frequency; the "Perfect Host," but for the life of me, I can't think who it might be...

NIVED: My virus was an over success I see. Hmm... How did I even get here? Wasn't I in the alternate world?

{Flashback. Nived is in the alternate world where, in a little after the present of the alternate world, Nived is pushed through the gate just before the link between the universes collapse}

NIVED: Oh, right. I doubt we will be able to travel back and forth anymore, this universe took a bit of trauma.

{Cut back to the future.}

STRONG SADER: Wait... It's Will! WILL'S THE PERFECT HOST!

NIVED: Well, he is the boss... Has the virus expressed self interest or is it still LoE obedient?

JERXIE: {Speaking through Will} When I complete my task the Legion will terminate me! I am indipendent! I shall survive!

NIVED: Oh great. This does not look good.

{Nived dissappears}

{cut into Will's head. Jerxie and Darlon are there.}

DARLON: Who are you?

CHWOKA: {running on screen} YAAAAAAH! {Darlon punches Chwoka.}

JERXIE: I require energy... You should do nicely...

{Darlon walks backwards slowly, but is enveloped by Jerxie, who then completely absorbs him. However, Jerxie begins to shudder.}

JERXIE: Uhg.... he's... powerful...

{Nived comes back in a flash.}

NIVED: Release him or be destroyed.

JERXIE: {Demonically} Alright...

{Jerxie fires Darlon's digested skeleton still wearing it's clothes at Nived, knocking him backwards. However, Nived doesn't even touch the ground.}

NIVED: You fool. I built you. I know exactly what you are and what you could have become.

{Nived crushes Jerxie onto the ground. Suddenly, Jerxie cannot do anything.}

NIVED: Take that as a warning, I know all your exploits.

{Nived disappears.}

JERXIE: Oh, that's just what I thought you'd think...

{Cut to the world, Nived collapses into a seizure and becomes corrupted by the virus.}

NIVED: I... said...

{Nived dissipates the virus.}

NIVED: I know you.

{Nived laughs}

NIVED: You think I'm a moron? Did your mockery of intelligence think I ran away for no reason? You have no idea.

STRONG SADER: {Distorted voice} As a matter of fact, I do think you're a moron. {Fries Nived into submission and paralysis with his bolt fingers, he is badly injured.} You think I was stupid enough to leave this one? His powers are useful, what you saw was a primitive clone I created. #3 is absorbed... Am now, you will die. {Raises his finger to shoot Nived, who is now totally helpless on the ground.}

NIVED: Like... I said. Fool. Without me, you will die. The core of your program is a time bomb, and the only way to get rid of it is to get rid of you.

JERXIE: Well... Dad, if I get my way... I won't have to worry about that.

NIVED: It'll set of in five days. Or if you become to powerful. Whichever comes first. I do know how to delay it, so I'd suggest if you plan on living you tidy up your relationships, hm?

JERXIE: How about this? {Jerxie fires a small zap of electricity into Nived's ear, extracting the information directly from his brain.} Thanks. {Leaves Strong Sader as a glitchy cloud}

STRONG SADER: {Bewildered} Whoa! Hey, what happened to you, Nived?

NIVED: Heh... He just figured out that the only way to survive is for me to use my gravity powers combined with my voice activation. I'm not stupid, and apparently he's terrible at estimating

RANDOM GUY: Don't be such a powergamer.

NIVED: You shut your face. I always have a backup plan. Unfortunately most are actually quite useless.

{Cut to the ruins of the dark tower, zoom on a button labeled "PRESS HERE IF I TURN INTO AN EVIL SWAN BOAT" Cut back, Strong Sader is examining Nived's wounds.}

STRONG SADER: It's not good. The electricity interfered with the organisation of your heart cells. Your heartbeat is becoming more and more erratic, I'm afraid without proper medical care, your heart will explode.

{OOC: Is Nived temporarily on our side?}

{OOC: Nived does what he can to make sure that he survives and always makes sure he has as many allies as possible.}

NIVED: ...well, there's only one thing to do then. Excuse me while I practice a self preservation technique. If you need me, just use this.

{Nived gives Strong Sader a suction machine, then flies up into the air and creates a dense field. The field is heavy enough to slow time down for him.}

{OOC: Actually, Nived is kind of an anti-villain. He's on the bad side, but he's not afraid to help the good side when he needs to. But he'll always choose villain first.}

STRONG SADER: What are we going to do about Jerxie? Now that he's absorbed Kertod, {(The third virus)} all he needs is a source of raw energy to begin the infection process.

{ApocalypX warps in.}

APOC: I've come to warn you of the impending horror. Come sometime in the future. You'd better be ready...

{Apoc disappears.}

STRONG SADER: While Jerxie was in my head I found myself able to listen to his thoughts to an extent. He keep talking about the most powerful creature in existence who's energy he would use to power to power the infection. He just referred to him as; "The one of black garbs and blue plumage."

{Cut to Noxigar, who is in the simulation, pouring Mountain Dew on Strong Bad's Lappy. However, because the simulation doesn't exist and Noxigar is in the simulation, Noxigar ceases to exist. Cut back}

STRONG SADER: Jerxie's most probably brocken into the alternate universe, we have to get there and stop him from possessing Ekul, or all universes are doomed! I guess I can get to the alternate universe if I concentrate all of my electricity one one part of reality. {Does so and steps through the break in reality. For the rest of the story, see the alternate episode.}

{Fade to black. "Three minutes later..." appears in white letters. Fade back. Ekul is tackled into the real world through another portal by Strong Sader. Cut to the inside of his mind. Jerxie, who appears as a giant crab attacks Ekul's Consciousness. However, the Ekuls in his consciousness are glowing}

EKUL: Bad idea!

{Cut to the real world. He curls up into a ball. Then back in the consciousness, a huge fight is going on, with the incredibly powerful Jerxie, but the more powerful Ekul group.}

EKUL: You're done.

{Suddenly Jerxie groans and Darlon splits out of him.}

(OOC: Strong Sader, who the heck is Kertod? Also, Darlon IS a subconcious representation of the virus. Yeah. Um.}

{OOC: Apparently Jerxie split apart from the virus}

EKUL: Darlon, I advise you leave or you're gone too.

{Ekul throws Jerxie in with Darkul. Darkul, looking for something to bully also fights with Jerxie.}

DARLON: I don't understand...I'M the virus! If I'm not, where'd I come from?

{Cut to the real world. A time wave sweeps through, eliminating the alternates from the timeline. The timeline is repaired so that Ekul was never sent to the past and regains his memories}

{RE: OOC: Kertod is virus #3, as Jerxie is virus #1. There were three viruses created, each with different functions, but due to an error in there intelligence programming, they became independent, and donned individual names.}

{OOC: Ok, but you should have explained that at some point before now.}

DARLON: Yeah, I'm going to leave now.

STRONG SADER: Ekul, were's Will, I haven't seen him in a while...

{Will comes in, his hair and eyes red}

WILL: Hey guys. Guess what? I'm slowly turning into Willon...AGAIN.

{Some green clouds flota on screen.}

ONE GREEN CLOUD: HOMESTAR! Somehow I know this is all your fault...

WILL: Strong Bad? But how? The simulation's destroyed!

STRONG SADER: I had all of the HR peoples backed up in a physical state similare to Jerxie.

WILL: Yes, speaking of Jerxie...{clothes turn black.}Remember when I said I was ticking like a time bomb?

STRONG SADER: Yeah.

WILL: I wasn't lying. Run. {hair shoots up and begins to act like flames again. He smirks.}

WILLON: Well, that was pleasant. Back in control.

{cut to a destroyed, glitched skyscraper. Homestar and Strong Bad are there.}

HOMESTAR: Look at it this way, Stwong Buh: A exciting new expewience!

STRONG BAD: I think you've been with Marzipan a bit too long.

{BOOM BOOM BOOM. A Strong Sad hologram climbs out.}

STRONG SAD: What happened? I was just getting my driver's license and-

STRONG BAD: How come fat sack of sad crap gets a body!?

STRONG SAD: I don't know. Maybe you should ask that guy with the orange shirt, he has the answer most of the time.

WILL: He's busy jumping every shark there is.

WILLON: I apparently do not have complete control...GLITCH RAIN...COME TO ME!

{It begins to rain, glitching everything up and then making the glitched things disappear, spreading exactly like water.}

WILL: WHAT HAVE WE DONE!?

{Everything is erased to a white void. End episode and plot.}

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