Wikihood 2/eps/10/alt
From The Wikihood
{The episode occurs up as normal until the part where the Oven is talking to Marzipan. Suddenly outside the house, as Ekul forms, Altkul comes flying through the sky and crashes into the bars.}
EKUL: What?! Am I already here?
ALTKUL: Oh. I thought I blew you up, but where am I?
EKUL: I just got here too. This is wikihood.
VANHOCK: {pops out of the ground} FINALLY! SWEET FREEDOM! Umm..are you guys twins?
ALTKUL: Not quite. Now, how about some... EXPLOSIONS! Yeah!
{Altkul's wristband (inverted colors of Ekul's) glows as he causes Darlon's chopper above to explode, Darlon barely making it out. Then, he fires into the hole and the house blows up without disturbing the cage}
EKUL: What the pfargtl are you DOING?!
VANHOCK: Saving us from a horrible destiny! EKUL #2 IS OUR HERO!
HOMESTAR: Which one is Ekul #2?
STRONG BAD: WHY WILL NO ONE STOP THE PAIN!?
BUBS: I think it's that one. {points to Ekul}
ALTKUL: It doesn't really matter. We're almost the same person.
{Suddenly, a time wave sweeps through, deleting Vanhock, the Haunted house, Darlon and replacing Chwoka with Alt Chwoka. }
ALTKUL: Wow. That was awesome.
EKUL: Uh...?
ALTKUL: Let's dance on a rubber mat and pretend that it hurts!
EKUL: ...does that mean anything?
ALTKUL: If it meant something, it wouldn't be worth saying!
ALT CHWOKA: That means something.
{Alternate Future Vanhock flies in in the modified DeLorean}
ALT FUTURE VANHOCK: Hey, Ekul, you don't know me yet, nor will you for a while because a time wave just went through which I have already recovered from and you have no memory of meeting me, but I need your help in another dimension in the future.
ALTKUL: Oh, hey! Sup!
EKUL: Well, I'm confused. I don't know if I should...
ALTKUL: Oh, he's cool. Do it.
EKUL: Well, I've never trusted a possibly insane doppleganger blindly before...
ALT FUTURE VANHOCK: Have you ever had the opportunity to do it?
EKUL: About four times. I've learned it's a good idea. You know when I was a guy in medieval times? That was the first, I think.
{Noxigar chokes Ekul as he appears onscreen}
NOXIGAR: Don't tell them the secret! {Noxigar kicks Ekul in the nuts} You'll ruin the continuity of this show! By the way, you stole my Papa John's Pizza! Give me the box!
ALT FUTURE VANHOCK: Dude, you've BEEN to the future. You KNOW I succed. Oh, and continuity is the wrong word. Plus, theres NO WAY he could have stolen your pizza, because you don' even exist for another 11 episodes.
NOXIGAR: {transforms into Axel} Welcome to your death and this time paradox. Got it memorized? {Noxigar, as Axel, performs a Flame Wheel heading towards Alternate Future Vanhock} By the way, that's the Flame Wheel! One of my chakrams can combust and head towards my enemy.
PLOTMAN: PLOT!
{Noxigar disappears back to the future from whence he inexplicately came}
ALT FUTURE VANHOCK: Anyway, you must come with me. The universe is in danger, here.
{Noxigar comes back, and uses the 7 Chaos Emeralds to transform into Hyper Noxigar. Then, he takes out the severed head of that same Plotman.}
{For the rest of the episode, The Doomsday Zone music plays in the background.}
HYPER NOXIGAR: All your base are belong to me!
{The Chaos Emeralds cease to work. Noxigar reverts to normal.}
NOXIGAR: Something's acting peculiar.
{Noxigar becomes ALT Noxigar.}
ALT NOXIGAR: Now I am really angry. Arrgh, I'll see if Episode 7 will have these things work. {Alt Noxigar warps to Episode 7's alternaty}
ALT FUTURE VANHOCK: You comin' or what?
EKUL: Yeah, let's go.
{Alt Future Vanhock grabs Ekul into the DeLorean and flies off into Episode 21.}
