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10 Trap'D!

Synopsis

CAST (in order of appearence): ApocalypX, Stinkoman K, Darlon, Vanhock, Strong Sader, Meek Sader, Dark Sader, Ekul, Etna

Transcript

{Open to the brig. Everyone is there.}

APOC: Oh my crap! What is this place?

STINKOMAN K: I don't know, but I have to pee!

{Cut to the LoE base.}

DARLON: YOU THREW THEM IN THE BRIG!? I had them in that house for a reason. Get them back in there seemingly indirectly.

{Cut to the brig.}

VANHOCK: {has a stubble} Anyone got something caffeinated?

APOC: I'm outta here.

{Apoc punches a hole in the wall and walks up, he puts it back together.}

APOC: See ya!

{Strong Sader runs in after.}

STRONG SADER: Wait!

{A sort of teleport beam transports everyone in the cell back into the haunted house.}

STINKOMAN K: Oh, sweet 40 feet from where I once was! How I missed you!

MEEK SADER: Let's just hope Apoc and Strong Sader manage to do something about this.

DARK SADER: {outside the cell} Perfect! There all back in the house!

{Cut to the inside of a ventilation shaft. Apoc and Strong Sader are there.}

STRONG SADER: What now?

{Apoc purposely punches the vent open}

APOC: {evil smile} Oops.

{Strong Sader is sucked inside and ground up by the fan.}

STRONG SADER: {Ghost. Sarcastically} Thanks, Apoc(!) You're a real friend(!)

APOC: No problem.

{Apoc floats along. Cut to the living room. Strong Bad is in the thickest body cast ever.}

CHWOKA: Is this place actually haunted?

HOMSAR: Only when the owl strike moon pies...

CHWOKA: Can someone ELSE answer that question?

{Strong Sader and Apoc appear. Everyone screams and runs away (except for Strong Bad.)}

{Cut to the dining room where Marzipan and Y2K are.}

MARZIPAN: Now would be a good time to practice cooking.

{The oven opens up and spurts fire.}

MARZIPAN: {shrieks} HOMESTAR! SAVE ME!

OVEN: No one can hear you.

{Outside of the house, a disturbance occurs. Ekul forms.}

EKUL: What the snap? I was under the impression... that people were around.

{Ekul glances at the house and hears a shriek.}

EKUL: Oh. That makes sense...

{Ekul silently sneaks up to the house.}

{Pan up to reveal Darlon in a thick glass helicopter.}

DARLON: ...Why don't I know that person? I feel like I should. And he's either with us or against us. better see...{He pulls out a "Bigg Nife" and lands near Ekul.}

EKUL: Argh! I'm under attack! This calls for some creative measures!

(Ekul grabs the Bigg Nife and stabs it into the ground. Then, he pries up some dirt. Some dirt arises and clouds everything. Ekul takes the cover to make a snowball from thin air and hurls it at the helicopter blades. Ekul then runs and concentrates telepathically.}

EKUL: This is Ekul. If you can respond telepathically, please do.

{Vanhock climbs out of the ground as the helicopter flies away.}

VANHOCK: Ah-ah! I escaped! Oh, sorry, do I know you? I feel like I should...

{Apoc appears.}

APOC: What's a penguin doing here? {to Ekul} BACK TO ANTARCTICA!

{Etna walks on screen.}

ETNA: {under breath} Wow, that cloaked guy is cute!

{Apoc notices Etna.}

APOC: Who are you?

{Laser zaps everyone into the haunted house except Ekul. Cut inside, where Apoc and Strong Sader are alive again. Strong Bad still hasn't been extinguished, and is partly ash, partly melting, partially a blob bad (from having his bones broken so much). Everyone else is in different rooms. A shriek is heard.}

VANHOCK: So close! All that dirt in my mouth...for nothing...

{Camera travels back outside the haunted house, where Y2K teleports into the middle of the sky, lands in a conveniently placed tree and notices Ekul.}

Y2K: {shouting} Hey, Ekul! Why are you out there when there's a perfectly good house over here?!

STRONG SADER: Ekul! Don't come in here! It's a prison for the good guys! You have to release us!

EKUL: A prison? Sounds like a job for...

{Ekul starts to form a fire ball. The fireball grows fairly big, and he hurls it at the cage, just to see what would happen. Part melts away and the house catches on fire. The melted part of the cage suddenly begins to glitch. A rip begins to form}

EKUL: Uh oh. It looks as if they anticipated something like this!

{The rip begins to suck everything towards the now-enflamed house. Ekul takes his sword out and stabs it into the ground, holding on for dear life.}

STRONG SADER: OH, CRAP!

{The window frame that Strong Sader was speaking from shatters, and Strong Sader is sucked toward the rip, clinging to the window sill to stay alive.}

STRONG SADER: Oh, no script! I'm not dying twice in the same episode!

HOMESTAR: Crap! We're stuck in a giant vacuum! My worst nightmares have come true!

EKUL: STRONG SADER! Hold on!

{As the windowsill breaks, Ekul hurls another fireball near Strong Sader. It melts too. It begins to glitch, but it doesn't vacuum yet.}

EKUL: JUMP!

{Ekul begins to form an ice pillar. Strong Sader grab on to an unglitched part of the cage, with the rip rapidly moving toward him.}

STRONG SADER: I always knew I would die like this...

{The pillar catches up to Strong Sader.}

EKUL: SLIDE DOWN TO ME!

{The rip begins to develop towards Strong Sader. Strong Sader slides down and lands on the pillar.}

STRONG SADER: Still got your power from Homsar's Island, eh, Ekul. Wait... WE LEFT EVERYONE INSIDE THE HOUSE!

{Cut to the inside to show the utter panic and histeria inside the house. Homestar is holding onto a lamp with his legs, Marzipan's ponytail is caught on something. Strong Bad is glued somehow and Homsar is being sucked the opposite direction}

EKUL: Grab onto this sword.

{The house itself begins to be sucked into the rip, collapsing into the hole.}

STRONG SADER: Wait. On Homsar's Island, we where all exposed to that toxic goop. So if I concentrate...

{Strong Sader concentrates hard, and musters up a small pulse of plasma.}

STRONG SADER: Hey! Lookie!

EKUL: Perfect! Now quick, we must get everyone out of there immediately. We charge our powers, then on the count of ten we destroy the cage. This will completely destroy the house, but we don't have any other option...

STRONG SADER: Okay, my Elecric plasma and your PolarFire tecneque should do the trick.

{The two fuse they're powers into a ball of electro-PolarFire.}

STRONG SADER: One...

EKUL: Two...

{The energy surrounding the two of them begins to be absorbed into the massive electro-fireball. The lights dim.}

EKUL: Three...

EKUL AND STRONG SADER: {Simltaniously} THREE... FOUR... FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT... NINE... TEN!

{The two toss the powerball. Cut to LoE command.}

DARLON: What's happening!?

DARK SADER: We're reading tremendous energy levels in the haunted house area, sir!

{The system begins to lag and groan as it hits the cage. Suddenly, the entire thing disintegrates. Rips bgin to form. However, the force of the ball sends the house in shambles in every direction. People are scattered on the ground.}

EKUL: Time to RUN AWAY! EVERYONE! GET OUT OF HERE!

{Ekul takes his sword out of the ground and begins to fight the vacuuming force behind him}

STRONG SADER: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP IT! I'LL HAVE TO GO INTO THE RIP AND FIX THE BUGS IN THE CODE!

EKUL: IF YOU GET SUCKED IN, YOU COULD GET STUCK IN RIFTSPACE! THAT'S LIKE DYING, EXCEPT YOU HAVE TO ESCAPE THE HARD WAY! IF YOU MUST, I'D SUGGEST A DELETION OR QUARANTINE OF THIS AREA TO MINIMIZE PERSONAL RISK!

{Homestar picks up Strong Bad who is nearly all ashes. He runs against the vacuum and puts Strong Bad behind a rock}

HOMESTAR: Heh heh heh. Ol' Strong Bad will never know what hit him. Here he is tryin' to get sucked into a rip and I just stopped him!

STRONG SADER: SEE YOU NEXT EPISODE!

{Strong Sader leaps into one of the rips, after a few second the rips heal up, but Strong Sader doesn't reappear.}

APOC: A-E-I-O-U - Vaccum Cleaner.

{Darlon flies in with a laser and rocket shoes. Darlon cocks the gun, and blasts everyone. They all disappear. Darlon laughs. The end credits play. The End screen appears as a giant smoldering crater.}

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